electrogirl
dignity is overrated
You added the writhey on purpose, didn't you.
i felt it was needed.
Annoying adverts of the moment
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i felt it was needed.
Augie March
blahem
Augie March
blahem
Never mind, you found it. 
strung out
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lawl... i found a remix of the advert with a donk on it
coccinelle
Active Member
I hate all the teeth (acid erosion, sensitive teeth etc) adverts that all use vox pop type jerky editing, to make it seem like the person is talking naturally.
And (I haven't seen any for a while) those stu-stu-stu-stu-studio line ads for some sort of shockwave hair stuff because they always seem to have a saxophone in for some reason.
And, of course, all that smug 'because you're worth it' shite.
And (I haven't seen any for a while) those stu-stu-stu-stu-studio line ads for some sort of shockwave hair stuff because they always seem to have a saxophone in for some reason.
And, of course, all that smug 'because you're worth it' shite.
Augie March
blahem
Is it Matt Berry who does the voice on the 'trumpets' advert?
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i dont know but check the thread in the music forum to vote for the best bring on the trumpets remix
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
Last seen circa 1994...the current crop of StudioLine equivalent product are all set in what looks like some kind of North Korean/Chinese re-education camp and the cool rebellious kids are spiking their hair...possibly worse than stu-stu-studio line...
kained&able
Here for the football.
thats not studioline! thats umm the one i use. oh bollocks can't remember the name.
The current studio line one is for indsutrtcable hair with lots of skaters in.
dave
The current studio line one is for indsutrtcable hair with lots of skaters in.
dave
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
Ah that's right, the Studioline dude and his invincible spiky hair. Are the prison camp ones Wella Shockwaves? Good music on one of those, some kinda bashment sounding ting...
kained&able
Here for the football.
nah its not shockwaves(didn think they were around still)
its umm in a blue tub and ummm errr.
dave
its umm in a blue tub and ummm errr.
dave
spacemonkey
I Love Noodles
What's that shampoo advert with the ridiculous statistic....
'Up to 62% women agree it leaves their hair more shiny'. UP TO 62%? What the fuck, so that could be any percentage between 0 and 62?
At least if you going to use shit, unscientific wording, at least use a convincing figure like 97.5% FFS.
'Up to 62% women agree it leaves their hair more shiny'. UP TO 62%? What the fuck, so that could be any percentage between 0 and 62?
At least if you going to use shit, unscientific wording, at least use a convincing figure like 97.5% FFS.
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
What's that shampoo advert with the ridiculous statistic....
'Up to 62% women agree it leaves their hair more shiny'. UP TO 62%, what the fuck, so that could be any percentage between 0 and 62?
At least if you going to use shit, unscientific wording, at least use a convincing figure like 97.5% FFS.
It's because they always use eeny-weeny sample sizes for the focus groups, often under 50, almost always under 100, so can't make a statistically significant comment, so have to say 'up to' to satisfy the ASA, who, if no one has noticed, has become a lot more arsey about the amount of caveat text required in shampoo and other ads where there are any claims about group preferences.
It's still slippery - currently Tesco are running the strapline 'Britain's Biggest Discounter', presumably meaning more products are discounted but LO! read the caveat, which says the statement is based around volume sales and market share, not on quantity or quality (i.e. price) of discount, so altho Asda has more individual products discounted, Tesco sells more discounted products by volume, and hence is the UKs biggest discounter...
spacemonkey
I Love Noodles
strung out
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trumpets
onenameshelley
is Major Morgan's bitch
its vo5 clay gunk stuff the boy uses it, voted no 1 hair care product for blokes by fhm
but yeah the music is aces yeah any money comparison ones drive me mad, those cheerful period ads, toothpaste/toothbrush ads/lynx adverts/gillette adverts/most car adverts.
I do however love dog food ads
Mrs Miggins
Eternal
...and back with yogurts....
I hate the bloody women with their "oooh sometimes I feel ever so bloated" whiny whining.
I can never stop myself from shouting "WELL EAT A BIT LESS YOU STUPID COW"
grrrr
I hate the bloody women with their "oooh sometimes I feel ever so bloated" whiny whining.
I can never stop myself from shouting "WELL EAT A BIT LESS YOU STUPID COW"
grrrr
kained&able
Here for the football.
its vo5 clay gunk stuff the boy uses it, voted no 1 hair care product for blokes by fhm
thank you. Thats been annoying me!
dave
onenameshelley
is Major Morgan's bitch
i am good aint i
why fill your head with important stuff when you can fill it with shite.
onenameshelley
is Major Morgan's bitch
...and back with yogurts....
I hate the bloody women with their "oooh sometimes I feel ever so bloated" whiny whining.
I can never stop myself from shouting "WELL EAT A BIT LESS YOU STUPID COW"
grrrr
yeah but "bloating" is commercial speak for i havent done a shit in a week!
Actually i am a huge fan of those pro biotic yogurt for the exact reasons they state
Augie March
blahem
Not annoying, but those Xbox 360 ads at the moment are creepy as fuck.
Iguana
Well-Known Member
The most annoying ad at the moment, and possibly ever, has to be the DFS Rockstar ad. I hate it. Also I had a miscarriage a few weeks ago so all babyfood, nappy and other ads with babies in them make me cry.
On the otherhand I really like the ad for The Day After Tomorrow with the deep voiced E4 guy.
"The greatest action hero ever! ------- called Dennis. Saving the world! ------ in a green jumper."
It's the best one since the Ghostbusters ad.
"If there's nothing on, on another channel, then you might as well watch - Ghostbusters!"
On the otherhand I really like the ad for The Day After Tomorrow with the deep voiced E4 guy.
"The greatest action hero ever! ------- called Dennis. Saving the world! ------ in a green jumper."
It's the best one since the Ghostbusters ad.
"If there's nothing on, on another channel, then you might as well watch - Ghostbusters!"
scifisam
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Not annoying, but those Xbox 360 ads at the moment are creepy as fuck.
Are they the ones with the half heads? Yeah, they're freaky. They remind me of one of the junked robots from AI, but she was supposed to look odd. The ad with the kid's head is extra freaky because, as my daughter says, he look weird even before we see that his brain's been replaced by mechanical pictures.
The ad for Disneyland Paris makes me laugh (in a mean way) because it says Santa's going to Disneyland this year. That's right, kids, there'll be no presents this year - Santa's decided to fuck it all off because he wants to go on rollercoasters!
red rose
Fee-Ai-Esh-See-Oh
One of the things the boyfriend loves most about me is that I hate almost all adverts, its rare for me to go an entire advert break without having a rant. Once there was two adverts in a row that I liked and he celebrated
Honourable mention at the moment: the pantenne advert where the voiceover says 'I don't mind winter, but not for my hair.'
The new DFS radio advert with that Mariah Carey christmas song
Patronising Pasta Hut
That mascara one where the woman wears too much eyeliner and acts all annoying
And as a general rule, all cosmetics, all perfumes, shavers/razors, andie macdowell and E4's 'Estings'
I really like the new CSI Sunday advert where they show a montage of Horatio Caine disappearing off screen though
Honourable mention at the moment: the pantenne advert where the voiceover says 'I don't mind winter, but not for my hair.'
The new DFS radio advert with that Mariah Carey christmas song
Patronising Pasta Hut
That mascara one where the woman wears too much eyeliner and acts all annoying
And as a general rule, all cosmetics, all perfumes, shavers/razors, andie macdowell and E4's 'Estings'
I really like the new CSI Sunday advert where they show a montage of Horatio Caine disappearing off screen though
electrogirl
dignity is overrated
fucking pasta hut. PASTA HUT? are they kidding me?
that pasta looked like a fucking pukebowl anyway. and why are they sharing it? i kow it's the credit crunch but get a grip. tight fuckers.
that pasta looked like a fucking pukebowl anyway. and why are they sharing it? i kow it's the credit crunch but get a grip. tight fuckers.
DJ Squelch
King Of Insides
I hate those Budweiser ads with the band. Oh baby baby, ow baby baby.
AAaaaaaaaaaaarrrrghhhhhhhh f. off.
AAaaaaaaaaaaarrrrghhhhhhhh f. off.
