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and where are my boobs supposed to go?

Discussion in 'threads and dreads' started by toggle, May 11, 2012.

  1. Shirl

    Shirl Brexit my arse

    Thanks for this, I'll have a look next time I see a Debenhams :)
  2. Bakunin

    Bakunin I am Noodle's bitch.

    Should I clarify that the entire feline species seems to have developed a policy of part-ownership of me, thus they feel they all have the right to demand some fussing whenever and wherever I happen to meet one of them? Toggle can bear this out.

    The badger is still an ongoing acquaintance. I was stood outside by the fence having a fag in the early hours when Mr Badger comes pootling round the opposite end of the fence, stops about six feet away from me, looks me up and down, pootles on to the other end of the building, pootles back to the middle of the building, stops and looks me up and down again and then ambles down the steps and off along the pavement. We've now met each other three times during my nocturnal smoke breaks we've almost reached a level of casually nodding to each other as we go about our evening's business. And he didn't feel a sudden and insurmountable urge to needlessly amputate any parts of my anatomy either.

    And then there's the horse in my parents' village, my encounter with whom was an interesting addition to my social calendar.
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  3. Boppity

    Boppity Meet me in Outer Space.

    I have a massive problem finding clothes to fit my boobs. I also hate it when tops that look nice on my friends border on the obscene for me just because of my boobs. :(
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  4. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

    What my mother refers to as 'Every stitch doing its duty'
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  5. spanglechick

    spanglechick High Empress of Dressing Up

    that's cheap for a big-boobed girl. you don't know you're born!
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  6. mentalchik

    mentalchik "Time doth flit, oh shit"

    I have a huge belly but not so mauch arse and thighs so to get trousers that fit my gut they are enormous round the back and legs........

    my fat is all at the front...iykwim

    "all belly and tits" as my mum says.
  7. Vintage Paw

    Vintage Paw dead stare and computer glare

    None of us is what the high street wants us to be, are we? :(
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  8. FiFi

    FiFi Hot cross Bunny

    One reason I HATE shopping.

    Throw in being extremely short as well as having big boobs and I might as well not exist for the makers of high street clothes :rolleyes:
  9. Greebo

    Greebo 'scuse me, Mrs May, can I have my country back? R.I.P.

    Preach it! :(
  10. izz

    izz life's too short to be normal

    I want one. Where did you find it ? Do they do other book furniture as well ? This could be an answer to all our storage issues.

    e2a found it. muahahahahahahaaaa
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  11. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

    It costs an awful lot, well over a grand. It's Italian. I only know about it because I was searching for images for a Design Technology class showing innovative furniture design
  12. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

  13. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

    There's a matching footstool too....found the price. Much more than a grand....

  14. izz

    izz life's too short to be normal

    You're right about the price, but i'm a-pondering, now the idea is in my noggin, how difficult would it be to make one ? Book-case type sides and back and a bit of support under the seat, nice upholstered bit for the arse. Hmmmmm
  15. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Somewhere under the raincloud

    Fucksakes, I'll build you one for £100. Plus materials obviously.
  16. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

    Found a pic with the footstool.

  17. kittyP

    kittyP schmeeer

    Where are my boobs supposed to go?
    Found a pic with a footstool.

    *looks down at boobs*

  18. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

    Yeah well, I thought it was about where books go, not boobs. :oops:
  19. trashpony

    trashpony Never knowingly underawed

    Stretchy fabric is pretty much the only thing that works. Otherwise I look as though I'm working a flapper girl look with bound breasts
  20. There's a shop in Horsforth, Leeds called Oops and Downs and from what I remember she specialises in this kind of thing, or did do anyway.
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  21. stuff_it

    stuff_it stirred the primordial soup

    A lot of my clothes border on the obscene for me, but I still wear them. You either have the option to try and hide your norks badly, or to have them on show at least a little and not have to wear stuff that's practically strangling you. Someone said the other day to put my tits away, they bloody well were! :(
  22. kittyP

    kittyP schmeeer

    I was wearing a very high cut (up to my neck) t-shirt that was tightish but not clingy clingy or thin, and while walking back from shopping I noticed a bloke grinning at me in a creepy way and then he fucking pointed at my tits and nodded at me.
    Now I know people look at tits, I do, but he was standing pointing at them in the street!
    I would not normally say anything but I shouted FUCK OFF and hurried Badgers away before telling him why I was shouting at men in the street.
    I was really not in the fucking mood and it really pissed me off.
  23. izz

    izz life's too short to be normal

    Commiserations old bean, some people simply don't know how to behave.
  24. stuff_it

    stuff_it stirred the primordial soup

  25. kittyP

    kittyP schmeeer

    Stupid creepy man.
    Should really feel sorry for him :hmm:
  26. Ms T

    Ms T Honey-coloured ramparts

    How rude! I used to work with a girl who had enormous knockers and she said there were some men in the office who never looked her in the eye when talking to her. :eek:
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  27. Yeah I know this feeling. Also it seems to make a lot of men think you're really fucking thick as well. Combine with long blonde hair/ highlights and it's even worse.
    I've had tutors who have thought I am having problems with really really basic stuff and gone into 'patronise' mode especially.
  28. May Kasahara

    May Kasahara the kindness kind

    I do sympathise, but...I used to have a friend who had hugely outsized breasts and they were always drawing my eye. I respected her, I didn't fancy her, I had no particular urge to look at her tits, yet they were always pulling my gaze downward like two moons with their own gravitational pull. My housemates at the time reported the same thing.

    So apologies, large-breasted women :oops:

    E2A of course I am in no way condoning ogling, groping, patronising or other shitey mcshite tit-related behaviour.
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  29. kittyP

    kittyP schmeeer

    Oh I am use to people looking, I look at boobs, one can't help it, but it's a bit different being a pervy creep.
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  30. zippyRN

    zippyRN Orange, Fuzzy, and allowed to possess Cat As

    apparently according to a now departed bon viveur friend of the family, 'warmed serving spoons' are the implements of choice ....

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