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cyberfairy said:
Is no-one else going to post anything then?:rolleyes: :p
Yeah, here. I write for a living. This was yesterday's work. What do you think?

"When you step into XXXX’s new offices at XXXX the sense of quality is palpable. And the reasons for that are not surprising. The firm is one of the world’s leading property advisers and from its XXXX office it serves the whole of XXXXX – a market the size of Scotland. In other words, they’ve seen inside a lot of buildings, and consequently their expectations are high."
 
Spion said:
Yeah, here. I write for a living. This was yesterday's work. What do you think?

"When you step into XXXX’s new offices at XXXX the sense of quality is palpable. And the reasons for that are not surprising. The firm is one of the world’s leading property advisers and from its XXXX office it serves the whole of XXXXX – a market the size of Scotland. In other words, they’ve seen inside a lot of buildings, and consequently their expectations are high."
I like the sense of space and atmostphere:cool:
 
I write this kind of nonsense (almost) every day but have often thought about writing more creatively. On a holiday earlier this year I got enough space from the day job to realise a short story would be the best way to start, but I still haven't got round to it
 
Can we do it like those stories you write as kids where everybody writes a bit then folds the paper over and passes them around, and then they're all unraveled at the end and hilarity ensues?
 
subversplat said:
Can we do it like those stories you write as kids where everybody writes a bit then folds the paper over and passes them around, and then they're all unraveled at the end and hilarity ensues?
That would be the bestest thing ever:cool:
 
cyberfairy said:
How about the first 600 words and if we like it can request the rest?:cool:

:D

The Final Straw

Ding Dong! I’ve been meaning to dismantle that doorbell, fit a normal buzzer instead. The whole ‘ding dong!’ thing is far too cheerful. I get up and answer the door,
“Hi Alice, well timed I’ve just boiled the kettle. Tea suit or shall I put on a pot of coffee?”, I smile at her half heartedly. Poor mite, she doesn’t look like she’s slept.
“Hey, thanks for this. I know it’s short notice but I really need to talk and well, you how well he gets on with my family…”
“Come in. I’ll put on a pot of tea and don’t worry about it, this is what friends are for. I know I’ve been busy lately but I’m never too busy for you.”
“Yeah, tea would be great, sorry, and thanks again”.
We move through to the kitchen and she slumps at the table and looks around for Augustus my wayward cat. He’s out of course, never has been much good at comfort and sympathy. I think he smells emotion and vanishes next door. He’s tempted by some floozy with nice thighs no doubt. Typical male.
I sneak a glance at Alice while I sniff at the milk. She’s looking tired. No wonder really, she’s probably been up all night thinking, rethinking and thinking some more. She thinks too much.
“It’ll be alright”, I mutter.
Alice looks over and squints a bit,
“Surely you’re not working up to ‘time is a great healer’ already? I know you’re to the point but there’s many points to cover before that one”, She’s on the defensive already.
“What? No! Well, that’s a good point in good time, remember it, but I was actually on about the milk. You do still take milk don’t you?”
“Yeah, no sugar. Thanks”.
“So do you want to tell me about it then?” I plonk the cups and teapot on the table with the milk and look up expectantly.
“It’s really over you know. I’ve finally had it. There’re only so many chances. He’s used more than nine lives”. She pauses and looks around again, “Where is Augustus? He hasn’t used all his lives has he?” Her voice trembles a bit on that last part and I can see the floodgates straining. I’m no good when people cry, why didn’t I buy gin? We should’ve had gin in the garden.
“God no, you know Augustus. He’s just out somewhere. Note how I had milk? If that were bought specially I wouldn’t have had to sniff it.”
“Ok, sorry”, She sniffs a bit and I leap up to open the windows and grab an ashtray. I light a Davidoff and wave it at her invitingly,
“You don’t have to go into it if you’re not ready. We could just, er, talk about other people instead. Like, Katie. How’s Katie? Still the most annoying barmaid since the one that couldn’t count?”
Her head snaps up, “He was with her”.
“You wha..?”
“Of everyone, he went with that slag”
“Katie?!?”
“Her”. Alice swipes the hair off her face and it flicks straight back into her mouth. I hastily throw my hairband over and she takes a moment to compose herself. I occupy myself with blowing on my tea and take a long steadying drag on her cigarette before carefully placing it back in the ashtray.
“He slept with her?” I’m livid but not exactly surprised.
-----


Perhaps I should space that up a little?
 
cyberfairy said:
More please-tis most enjoyable:)

“I don’t know” she mumbles, and then a little clearer, “Aaron told me they’d been flirting and being all tactile and she was giving him double JDs and then they went out the back on her break. I don’t know what happened and I don’t need to, I’ve had it with all his hypocrisy and lying and… He told me he wasn’t even in the pub that night. Utter liar! I’ve completely had it. He can go to hell”.
“Oh Alice. I’m so sorry. Do you want me to beat him up for you? I could kick him in the head? You can choose the shoes. But, are you sure Aaron is right? I mean, I’m all for kicking him but not if-”
“Sam was working that night, she saw them as well.” Alice interrupts, “How could he? Of everyone. You know?” She picks up her tea, adds more milk and then puts it back down.
“How dare he more like. That’s your pub! It’s been your local longer than she’s worked there and he should’ve gone to his own pub with the smelly old men and pints of bitter! Although, at least you know now. For sure this time.”
“Exactly”. Alice glared out of the window at my sorry excuse for a garden (perhaps cocktails in the garden wouldn’t have helped), “No more chances this time. I’m meeting him later to tell him it’s over”.
I digest this and try to dismiss all the other times we’ve sat here after some transgression on his part that has also been ‘the final straw’. Alice has ‘had it’ before. There does seem to be something different though; she seems, beneath the wavering voice and shaken appearance, to have a steely resolve. I’m not certain though and I’m certainly not going to start bitching about him. That never helps when they get back together. I put aside my anger and give my protective streak full head.
“Where are you meeting and when?” I ask carefully.
She looks up, “That crappy café we never go in, soon I think, I sent him a text saying 2pm”.
“Good plan”, I reassure her approvingly. “That’s neutral ground so he can’t pull the happy memories trick and if there’s a scene it’s not like you ever have to go in there again. Hang on, that’s the non smoking one isn’t it?”
She shoots me a sly grin and nods.
“I like it! He won’t be able to stay long then”, I smile back at her. “You’re doing great. I wouldn’t have thought of that. What can I do? Should I give you a call at 20 past with an emergency so that you can leave?”
“Make it half past”, Alice says, “He’s bound to be late”.
“Still playing hard to get is he? You’d think after three years… sorry” I trail off. Alice lights another Davidoff and looks at me, “It’s ok you know. This really is it. I know you’ve heard it before but I’ve never been so humiliated.” She glances out into the garden and steadies her breath, “I-I’m not looking forward to this but I’m almost looking forward to after. It’s been so long since I only answered to myself. I’ve been thinking, it’s not even about Katie.” Alice screws up her nose at the mention of Katie and continues, “It’s that he never answered to me. I spent so much time considering his standards and feelings I barely noticed that I never ever demanded anything off him. I didn’t even think that I could. He wasn’t ever my rock, he is a rotten apple core. I can’t even expect him to be there on time” She stops, seeming surprised that all those words had come out of her mouth.
 
I reckon it would be good on an open forum. it would be something I'd like to look at from time to time. Always saying to myself I should have a go at writing again as I quite enjoy it.

Seems to me anyone turning up and just saying it's shit with out any constructive critique will be the one that is laughed at and pretty soon people with that attitude would get bored of stirring.
 
drag0n said:
:D

The Final Straw

Ding Dong! I’ve been meaning to dismantle that doorbell, fit a normal buzzer instead. The whole ‘ding dong!’ thing is far too cheerful. I get up and answer the door, <snip>

Don't post any more. Call Mills & Boon NOW!
 
Spion said:
Don't post any more. Call Mills & Boon NOW!


...

They're going to make up and shag aren't they?

Would you like me to post more or would you prefer to speculate? :p
 
Spion said:
Don't post any more. Call Mills & Boon NOW!
Tis not like that at all:mad:

I like it DraGon-any morewritten?Waht is going to happen?
Nice easy writing style but not overly simplistic or Mills And Boony-good use oflitle details and funny too
Want to know what happens:)
 
. I guess all that thinking she’d done hadn’t been spectacularly articulate. Good to see the old Alice winning through though. Perhaps she’ll get back into writing poetry. Perhaps I’ll suggest that when this is all over. Perhaps not.
“Do you want to come over for dinner tonight? Take your mind off things after seeing him and I can try out some back of the cupboard emergency concoction on you? We’ll get some wine in obviously.”
“That’d be great. You’re not cancelling any plans for me are you?”
“God no, just avoiding some paperwork that I was asked to do over the weekend. It’s not an overtime thing so they can get stuffed.”
“Ok, well I’ll speak to you when you give me a call anyway. I should be going really. Thanks so much for this. I don’t feel as nervous as I thought I would, food doesn’t sound like an awful idea and I don’t really want to be alone tonight. I know he’ll go out and probably find Katie or something so I don’t want to be at home thinking.”
“Yeah. I’ll see you later then and I’ll ring at half 2.”
“Ok, byeee”.
I close the door behind her and consider doing some work. Poor Alice. It’ll be good though, I really think she might actually be single in half an hour or so. I’ve missed her. She’s the type that gets subsumed into a relationship and I’ve missed her. Maybe if I watch TV while doing my work I’ll get more done? It’s worth a go. I do try but I just end up clockwatching. It gets to half 2 and I pick up the phone.
Alice’s phone rings on to her answer phone but I don’t leave a message. She’ll have a missed call and I’ll try again in a while. I hope he hasn’t flipped out on her or that she’s not answering because she’s changed her mind. She wouldn’t do that would she? I phone again and it rings and rings. Perhaps I should look up the café and ring there? No, that’s a silly idea. Be good for showing it’s an ‘emergency’ though. Oh, I don’t know. Why wouldn’t she be answering? Like I’ll get any work done now I’m worrying. Stopping myself gnawing the end of my good pen I consider a drink. Maybe I should go to the shops and pick up something for my dinner? I guess she won’t be coming round later. I really don’t fancy tinned soup again. Oh Alice, what the hell is going on? Might fancy a coffee. I go to put the kettle on.
“Ding Dong!”
I stumble into the hall having almost tripped over the milk I’d put down for Augustus. That doorbell will really be the death of me. I open the door. It’s Alice, looking quite pleased for one who’s been ignoring my calls…
“Hey, look I hope you don’t mind me just turning up like this. Can I come in?”
“Yeah, come in. Why didn’t you answer my calls? What’s going on?”
Alice looks a bit sheepish, “I had my phone on silent. Sorry. Really sorry. It’s just that he didn’t turn up and I didn’t want to speak to him. He rings up with crap excuses all the time.”
“Woah, sit down”, we’ve moved back into the kitchen “He didn’t show up?”
“Yeah.”
“So..?”
“It’s still over. I sent him a text and turned my phone off. I noticed the call from you so I thought I’d come straight round. Also I don’t want to go home as he might turn up there or call or be in the pub or… you know”.
“You sent him a text? I guess that’s all he deserves for not being there. I can’t believe you did it by text!”
“I know. I guess it really really really is over. I mean, obviously it was going to be but I thought it would be harder.”
I snort, “It probably is hard for him. Not getting to try to wheedle his way back in. I bet he didn’t expect that. Congratulations! I’m really proud of you actually. Really proud. I’m not meaning to sound cheesy I just am. Proud that is.”
“Shut up. You helped so much. I thought I was overreacting. Mum would have said I was but I could see you were itching to dump him for me. I’ll buy you pizza. Us pizza. Is me staying for dinner still ok?”
“Of course”. I beam. “Especially if you’re buying pizza. I had just put the kettle on. Would you like coffee?”
Alice watches Augustus stroll in looking smug and grins, “Naaaah, I brought gin didn’t I? How about we sit in the garden?”
That’s more like it.



(795 words there sorry)
The end innit.


It better not be mills and boony!! I was going for reverse chicklit (as in, same style but getting rid of romance rather than getting it).
 
Spion said:
Both. You should be happy I'm speculating. It's a sign of engagement :)

Oh I am happy. :) and at cyberfairy wanting more as well.
That's got too be a good sign.
 
That was great-you are very good at dialogue-tis quite a trick to not make it sound stilted and unreal-wanted nasty bloke to have more of a comeuppance though:mad:
 
drag0n said:
It better not be mills and boony!! I was going for reverse chicklit (as in, same style but getting rid of romance rather than getting it).

I imagine M&B have updated their output to reflect the times. Anyway, don't knock it - you get 10 grand or more a shot for M&B, I believe.

Bottom line is, I could pick some holes in minor aspects but basically it's good and competent writing in that it's well put-together, believable and makes you wonder what'll happen next.
 
cyberfairy said:
That was great-you are very good at dialogue-tis quite a trick to not make it sound stilted and unreal-wanted nasty bloke to have more of a comeuppance though:mad:
Thank you. :D :o
 
Spion said:
I imagine M&B have updated their output to reflect the times. Anyway, don't knock it - you get 10 grand or more a shot for M&B, I believe.

Bottom line is, I could pick some holes in minor aspects but basically it's good and competent writing in that it's well put-together, believable and makes you wonder what'll happen next.

I looked into the whole mills and boon thing for an essay (on romantic fiction) last year. I don't think I could write a full length book. I'd have to subvert the romantic formula to pacify my feminist tendancies as well. :D

"well put-together, believable and makes you wonder what'll happen next" is all I could hope for really. If you do have the time/inclination I'm up for knowing what the holes are. I've already handed it in (uni work) but the feedback we get is dismal at best...
 
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