America's Next Top Model

[electrogirl]

I'm not allowed to watch this (and I really shouldn't want to because it's teh evilz), but I remember that season where miss J got a bigger afro for each episode, just sitting there really poker-faced but with that huge thing on his (her? ) head... !

((( castigates self for watching trashy tv )))

Heh. Or when he had that bouquet of flowers attached to his outfit which he said represented each of the girls. And every week he would rip one off in a dramatic fashion after the judging.

Love.

 

[Dillinger4]

I allow myself a couple of reality panel type shows a year, when I get to see it ANTM is one of them.

I love stuff like this.

I love it on a really trashy level.

But I also love it on an intellectual level. Stuff like this is a real kind of, cultural barometer, and I think you have to watch it and understand it in order to understand modern life.

Or something.

I love watching all sorts of stuff.

 

[Madusa]

Canada's NTM is piss funny. I saw it once and they've spent about a fiver on it.

And there is this freckled albino mess on it who freaked me the fuck out.
If you peeled a pink penis with a camping knife and threw salt on it, thats what she looks like.



((Tricia Helfer no getting paid enough as No.6))

ffs Mel! This post is out of order, even by my standards!

 

[maya]

And there is this freckled albino mess on it who freaked me the fuck out.
If you peeled a pink penis with a camping knife and threw salt on it, thats what she looks like.

FFS!

I think she's lovely actually, shut the fuck up, you ***ing RACIST bint.

 

[christonabike]

Last nights was funny

Someone's gonna start taking the piss about someone losing out to a bloke and there will be a fight

Why am I on this thread, oh yeah, I no longer play football on a Monday night

 

[Melinda]

FFS!

I think she's lovely actually, shut the fuck up, you ***ing RACIST bint.

I take it you disagree?

Crude certainly, racist I think probably not...

 

[maya]

I take it you disagree?

Crude certainly, racist I think probably not...

I have a bad day today, my cynicism and humour button is 'off'.

 

[Madusa]

I take it you disagree?

Crude certainly, racist I think probably not...

well, you did call her an ''albino mess''.

 

[kyser_soze]

How can one be racist against albinos, which is a physiological condition?

 

[Melinda]

well, you did call her an ''albino mess''.

She's not albino!! I was pissing about. But she has got an odd face. She exaggerates her alien / odd quality and its what made her a huge model and a Chanel (?) muse.

 

[electrogirl]

Can I diffuse the situation by reminding everyone of this classic moment:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EgxQV6teqVM

Run away from the moose, but fiercely, COUTURE!

 

[Melinda]

Jay's hair in that clip?!

 

[Madusa]

She's not albino!! I was pissing about. But she has got an odd face. She exaggerates her alien / odd quality and its what made her a huge model and a Chanel (?) muse.

Oh right! I've never seen her. How am I supposed to know she wasnt albino when you said she was?!

 

[electrogirl]

Jay's hair in that clip?!

Which one? I find Mr Jay's hair more alarming. Because it is like the hair of a plastic doll. From the future.

 

[Madusa]

Jay's hair in that clip?!

innit. Dusty!

 

[Dillinger4]

Can I diffuse the situation by reminding everyone of this classic moment:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EgxQV6teqVM

Run away from the moose, but fiercely, COUTURE!

Fierce.

 

[Melinda]

Which one? I find Mr Jay's hair more alarming. Because it is like the hair of a plastic doll. From the future.

Yes thats the one- I know his spikey silly putty hairdo is kind of a trade mark- it looked cool, but why grow it out?

He looks like that kid from the original Battlestar Galactica.


@ 'Fierce!'

Talking of being 'Fierce'- did you ever see Christian Syriano on Project Runway?

 

[electrogirl]

I also liked the less schmaltzy selection process.

None of this 'I have twelve beautiful ladies in front of me..blah'

Simply, 'ACCESS DENIED'.

What a way to have your dreams crushed.

 

[electrogirl]

Yes thats the one- I know his spikey silly putty hairdo is kind of a trade mark- it looked cool, but why grow it out?

He looks like that kid from the original Battlestar Galactica.


@ 'Fierce!'

Talking of being 'Fierce'- did you ever see Christian Syriano on Project Runway?

Mr Jay sexually confuses me. I think I fancy him sometimes.

I have never seen Project Runway! Would I love it? Probably.

 

[Dillinger4]

Mr Jay sexually confuses me. I think I fancy him sometimes.

I have never seen Project Runway! Would I love it? Probably.

You know you would.

That is the answer to both lines of your post.

 

[Melinda]

I have a bad day today, my cynicism and humour button is 'off'.

Nay probs.

I apologise for offending you, in retrospect it was probably an inappropriate thing to post.

 

[Madusa]

Nigel Barker.

I so so SO would!

 

[electrogirl]

Nigel Barker.

I so so SO would!

Oh GOD I would do filthy things to him.

 

[Melinda]

Mr Jay sexually confuses me. I think I fancy him sometimes.

I have never seen Project Runway! Would I love it? Probably.

I find him quite bitchy to the girls at times. Like they arent vulnerable enough?!

You would LOVE Project Runway. Deliciously bitchy all round- start with season 4- watch out for Christian. You would love him! Victoria Beckham was a task judge and totally dug him. He turned up on Ugly Betty with an entourage.

 

[electrogirl]

I really liked that April girl who got all flustered in the judging because of Nigel Barker.

 

[Melinda]

Nigel Barker.

I so so SO would!

Why is he always 'noted' fashion photographer?

I love how he flirts with the models, and the moment they flirt back he calls them unprofessional slags and shames them.

 

[Madusa]

I find him quite bitchy to the girls at times. Like they arent vulnerable enough?!

Yeah. When they're on a shoot, he's sat behind the monitor watching playback going ''come on, honey, I know you got more than this...'' and then rolling his eyes majorly and saying bitchy shit loudly, but half under his breath. Joker.

 

[electrogirl]

I find him quite bitchy to the girls at times. Like they arent vulnerable enough?!

You would LOVE Project Runway. Deliciously bitchy all round- start with season 4- watch out for Christian. You would love him! Victoria Beckham was a task jusge and totally dug him. He turned up on Ugly Betty with an entourage.

Oh man that sounds RIGHT up my street. And Vicky B aswell!

Yeah Mr Jay is really bitchy actually, he is always rolling his eyes during their shoots really obviously.

Dancing eyes. <cross reality tv thread reference.

 

[electrogirl]

Why is he always 'noted' fashion photographer?

.

I don't think he's famous enough to be called famous, or 'renowned'.

 

[Madusa]

Why is he always 'noted' fashion photographer?

I love how he flirts with the models, and the moment they flirt back he calls them unprofessional slags and shames them.

So true!

By ''noted'' Tyra means ''fit''.

Sometimes the camera pans the panel and you catch him looking at the girls up and down real letchy-like. You can tell he has boners all the time.