All-time worst movie quotation

[blamblam]

You know, those one that make you just wanna bit your bottom jaw off in horror, cos they're so so lame?

"I gotta get me one a those"
- Gary Oldman in Batman Begins

Just below this I think would be almost every other line in Batman Begins.

Oh, and the of course:
"Have you ever tried wearing a corset?"
- Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean

Any worse than these?

 

[rennie]

you talking to me?

 

[mk12]

There were a couple of bad ones in Two Towers, which I was reminded of when it was on C4.

And what about this one?

In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

 

[Pilgrim]

The end of John 'Chickenhawk' Wayne's vile bilge 'The Green Berets' springs to mind.

A load of helicopters taking off, a sunset, and John Wayne saying to a little Vietnamese lad: "You're what this war is all about."

GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!



I still don't know whether to cringe or retch if I see that.

 

[vogonity]

"It doesn't mean you don't care"

Keanu Reeves consoles Sandra Bullock in Speed. Teak, mahogany and oak come to mind when I think of his delivery.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

"Yonder lies the castle of my father"....Tony Curtis in a mediaeval swashbuckle.

 

[MarkMark]

In Shark Hunt 2 (nominated for 0 academy awards) during a steamy late shift in the lab the lab with his assistant.....

all of a sudden:

"I'm gonna eat your pussy"


<cut to ah-ah-ah sex scene>


I kid you not...

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

The 'Independence Day' speech was the first thing that came to my mind. I can't watch it without physically squirming.

 

[Stigmata]

From Braveheart:

"There's a difference between us. You think the people of this land exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it."

Of course you do, William Wallace.

 

[Flashman]

Another Wayne one, The Greatest Story Ever Told, he plays one of the centurians at the crucifixion and says summat like; "Truly, this man was the son o' Gaaad".

Cocksucker.

 

[vogonity]

In Shark Hunt 2 (nominated for 0 academy awards) during a steamy late shift in the lab the lab with his assistant.....

all of a sudden:

"I'm gonna eat your pussy"


<cut to ah-ah-ah sex scene>


I kid you not...

This sounds... VILE.

 

[Orang Utan]

'You had me at hello', 'you complete me' - in fact, pretty much anything Cameron Crowe has ever written - great to see that the critics have finally woken up to this mawkish conman and the backlash has begun

 

[Sigmund Fraud]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Say Anything was a great film, though.

 

[mk12]

'You had me at hello', 'you complete me' - in fact, pretty much anything Cameron Crowe has ever written - great to see that the critics have finally woken up to this mawkish conman and the backlash has begun

I like Jerry Maguire.

 

[belboid]

Another Wayne one, The Greatest Story Ever Told, he plays one of the centurians at the crucifixion and says summat like; "Truly, this man was the son o' Gaaad".

Cocksucker.

damn you! you beat me to it. ("Truly, this was the Son of God" being the actual line)

 

[belboid]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............

bloody great lines those, sheer class.

 

[Orang Utan]

I like Jerry Maguire.

Tis an awful piece of shite

 

[Wintermute]

I can't believe nobody's mentioned "Is it raining? I hadn't noticed". A line that makes you want to set about Andi McDowell with a bicycle chain.

 

[Sigmund Fraud]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............

bloody great lines those, sheer class.

or hackneyed, cheesey gobbledegook, depending on which side of the Tannhauser gate you're standing...

 

[mk12]

Tis an awful piece of shite

Well, you're wrong.

 

[Orang Utan]

Well, you're wrong.

Oh no I'm not.
<crosses mattkidd12 of Xmas card list>

 

[rennie]

I can't believe nobody's mentioned "Is it raining? I hadn't noticed". A line that makes you want to set about Andi McDowell with a bicycle chain.

i'd forgotten about that!

 

[chegrimandi]

I like Jerry Maguire.

fuck me.....it is fucking appalling shite.

 

[mk12]

I can't believe how so many people can be so wrong.

 

[Orang Utan]

I can't believe how so many people can be so wrong.

A poll is in order!

 

[chegrimandi]

I can't believe how so many people can be so wrong.

well you support chelsea and the SWP and you like that awful awful cheesy fucking shit so I'll not be losing too much sleep over much of what you say

 

[Orangesanlemons]

Another Wayne one, The Greatest Story Ever Told, he plays one of the centurians at the crucifixion and says summat like; "Truly, this man was the son o' Gaaad".

Cocksucker.

The director of the 1965 piece asked for "more awe" from Wayne after the first few underwhelming takes. John Wayne pondered this advice and in the next take uttered the immortal line : "Aww, truly this man was the son of Gahd..."

 

[top_biller]

I can't believe nobody's mentioned "Is it raining? I hadn't noticed". A line that makes you want to set about Andi McDowell with a bicycle chain.

Was scrolling to the end of the thread to enter that one. Surely that would make anyone slam the door in her face.

 

[akirajoel]

The director of the 1965 piece asked for "more awe" from Wayne after the first few underwhelming takes. John Wayne pondered this advice and in the next take uttered the immortal line : "Aww, truly this man was the son of Gahd..."

Heh.