All-time fave movie quotation

[Ryazan]

Predator-

"I aint got time to bleed"

 

[zed66]

"This is the universe. Big, isn't it?"

opening line from A Matter of Life and Death.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

from predator...
i'm gonna have me some fun!
i'm gonna have me some fun!
i'm gonna have me some fun!
i'm gonna have me some fun!


otherwise

"haru wa yozakura,natsu ni wa hoshi,aki ni mangetsu,fuyu ni wa yuki.
sorede juubun sake wa umai."
"spring brings the cherry blossom, Summer brings the starry sky, autum brings the moon, winter brings the snow.
these are what makes sake delicious "

 

[Flashman]

every single line in spinal tap

"There's something about this that's just so black, that if you asked the question 'how much more black could this be?', and the answer is... none... more black."

"We get up on stage, and yknow, we've got armadillos down our trousers, and they just run screaming. It's really quite frightening, the size"

"He died in a bizarre gardening accident."

Nigel: Yeah, it's part of a...trilogy really, a musical trilogy I'm doing...
in... D minor, which I always find is really the saddest of all keys
really. I don't know why, but it makes people weep instantly,
you play a..baaaaa...baaaaaa.... it's the horn part.
Marty: It's very pretty.
Nigel: ...baaaa, baaaaa, yeah, just simple lines intertwining, you know
very much like, I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, It's sort
of in between those, really, it's like a Mach piece really, it's...
Marty: What do you call this?
Nigel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
Marty: hmm.

 

[In Bloom]

From Shaun of the Dead
Shaun: You're the one whose gone from being a chartered accountant to Charlton Heston
David: I'm not a chartered accountant
Shaun: Well, you look like one

Its in the delivery

 

[thestraightman]

Now suck my cock

Spottswoode to Gary in Team America, after convincing him that he isn't asking him into his limo for "mouth fucking" purposes.

 

[Pingu]

more or less the whole of spinal tap currently getting my vote atm too


*turns it up to 11*


ooh and 2001 has some class lines too

 

[isvicthere?]

"Nobody's perfect" -- Some Like It Hot

"Of all the bars in all the world and you had to walk into mine" -- Casablanca.

Anoraky note:-

"Of all the GIN JOINTS in all the world........."

 

[nightqueen]

"You better...you tell your boys they better kill me, Bert, they better go all the way with me. 'Cause if they just bust me up, I'll put all those pieces back together again, then so help me... so help me God, Bert, I'm gonna come back here and I'm gonna kill you."

 

[dlx1]

"We came to wreck everything and ruin your life....... God sent us"

 

[dlx1]

*turns it up to 11*

that was on monday nitght.

"I was fritend that stonehenge was going to be trampled by a dwarf" hehe

 

[starfish]

"No. I am your father."

 

[kyser_soze]

"No, you're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole."

More from http://www.dymphna.net/randomquotage/lebowski.html

"Nihilists...fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism...at least it's an ethos..."

 

[Echo Base]

"What am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?'"

grosse point plank

Such a great, great film.
"Its not me". Brilliant script.

Some of my faves;
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos the ROAD CROSSED THE CHICKEN, mother fucker"- Heist

"Whats my name? FUCK YOU! Thats my name!" - Glengarry Glenn Ross

"You ever take a dump made you feel like you just slept for 12 hours?" - Glengarry Glenn Ross

(I like Mamet)

And of course, the most quoatable film EVA;
"Charlie dont surf!"
"The horror...the horror..."
"Saigon. Shit. Im still in Saigon"

 

[Flashman]

"Hansel's so hot right now"

"What is this? A centre for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?"

Zoolander.

 

[mk12]

Duncan: There is a war on. How is it you are heading west?
Hawkeye: Well, we face to the north and, real subtle like, turn left.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

"If it bleeds we can kill it!"

 

[DJ Squelch]

Toto -- I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

 

[Prof.Rosseforp]

"They sucked his brians out!" - Starship Troopers

 

[Prof.Rosseforp]

"Who threw the firecracker", Kung Fu Hustle

(I know I can't have two, but I just thought of this one and really like it).

 

[peppery]

Bollocks! Some one just quoted "Charlie Don't Surf" but then again there's always:

You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

Or from On the Waterfront:

I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum.

 

[D'wards]

"You know I'm something of a distinction......a total albino. Even the slightest direct light causes me intense pain."
"Does your physical disability preclude you from coming to the point?"

Clint, The Eiger Sanction.

I think you could fill a whole thread with top Clint quotes

 

[Termite Man]

Theres a great one from chopper chicks in zombie town but I can't remember it

heres some other good ones from the same film

Gang leader: You’re the Sluts! Try and act like it!

Mad mortician: "Bring back the dead? You’re mad!" they said - and mind you, this is the United States government!

Mad mortician: I’ll tell you a secret. I didn’t do it for science. And I didn’t do it for glory. I’M JUST MEAN!!

 

[Juice Terry]

Just about anything from Gunnery Sargant Hartman.

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"

 

[rich!]

A Repo Man is always intense.

 

[Ryazan]

Escape From New York. The threat of World War 3, and bad choices in clothing.

" It's the survival of the human race, Plissken. Something you don't give a shit about".

Hauk: You going to kill me, Snake?
Plissken: Not now, I'm too tired.
(pause)
Plissken: Maybe later.

 

[pigtails]

'You're as useful as a cock flavoured lolly pop'

 

[Belzub]

Matrix:

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not... you move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern: A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

 

[Orangesanlemons]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"

 

[Utopia]

Shooter - "I eat shit like you for breakfast"

Happy Gilmore - "You eat SHIT for breakfast?"

Shooter ".............Uhhhh........no!"

Happy Gilmore

&

Red - "Get busy livin or get busy dying"

Shawshank Redemption