All-time fave movie quotation

[akirajoel]

Keanu Reeves (The Matrix): "Whoa."


It's all in the delivery man...

 

[Cid]

Absolutely anything in Fear and Loathing...

'we can't stop here, this is bat country'

'We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. '

' There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. '

'With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know. '

 

[kyser_soze]

Keanu Reeves (The Matrix): "Whoa."


It's all in the delivery man...

You're right...altho you could have just said 'Keanu Reeves in 90% of the movies he's made'

Matrix is full of quotable lines, even Reloaded and Revolution...

Seraph: There are no guns allowed in the club. There is a cloakroom on the floor above. If we are lucky, there will be no men guarding it'

Trinity: And if we're unlucky?

Seraph: There will be many men.

And Reloaded:

I love to curse in French. It's like wiping your arse with silk.

 

[dirtysanta]

Marselles " Get back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for da Wolf who will be comin, directly"

Jules " You sending da Wolf ?"

Marselles " Oh, you feel better muthafucka "

Jules " Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit negro. Thas awl you had t' say ! "

 

[blamblam]

Keanu Reeves (The Matrix): "Whoa."


It's all in the delivery man...

Nope - better one. "I need guns. Lots of guns."

I can't believe no one's put in this little gem from "Happiness"

Oh, Andy, I just love it.
It's... this really means something to me. I'll always treasure it
as... a token.


No you won't.
'Cause this is for the girl
who loves me.
The girl who cares about me,
for who I am.
Not what I look like.
I just wanted you to know
what you'd be missing.
You think I don't
appreciate art.
You think I don't understand
fashion.
You think I'm not hip.
You think I'm pathetic.
A nerd.
A lard-ass fatso.
You think I'm shit.
Well, you're wrong.
'Cause I'm champagne.
And you're shit.
And till the day you die...
you...
not me...
will always be shit.

And from Zoolander
"You can... read minds?!"

 

[lizzieloo]

It's long but it's good and it's my favorite

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy.

It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad.

[shouting] You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell,

'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!'

I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!...

You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!'

Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it:

[screaming at the top of his lungs] "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

Peter Finch as Howard Beale. Network (1976)

 

[bristol_citizen]

Jackie Brown

ORDELL: "Goddam, girl. You gettin' high already. It's only two o'clock."

MELANIE: "It's that late?"

ORDELL: "Ha-ha-ha. I'm serious, you smoke too much of that shit. That shit robs you of your ambition."

MELANIE: "Not if your ambition is to get high and watch T.V."

 

[lizzieloo]

I also like

[Why he was cutting the heads off parking meters]

Small town, not much to do in the evenin'

Paul Newman as Lucas 'Luke' Jackson. Cool Hand Luke 1967

 

[Cid]

You're right...altho you could have just said 'Keanu Reeves in 90% of the movies he's made'

Er... are you serious? The Reever is an appaling actor - ok so he does have some good uns, but they all sound exactly the same.

 

[richsaint]

I already quoted this on the last favourit lines thread, but it's still my favourite

Lab Technician at Airport: This is real shit. This coke is pure shit
Ray Hughes: It's good shit right?
Lab Technician at Airport: I mean bad shit
Ray Hughes: Bad shit like, "this shit is bad?"
Lab Technician at Airport: It's shit shit. This shit isn't worth shit.

From Running Scared, crap film with Billy fucking Crystal, but full of brilliant lines.

 

[oooomegrapes]

Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious…and don't call me Shirley.

and as a runner up

Mc Crosky - 'looks like i picked the wrong week to give up glue glue snifiing'

 

[oooomegrapes]

how this isnt here already i dont know


Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

[exosculate]

Well it has to be :


In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

 

[exosculate]

how this isnt here already i dont know


Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Another gem!

 

[pigtails]

"Don't threaten me with a dead fish"

 

[pigtails]

Couldn't decide whether to put this in the best or worst movie quotations:

"Nobody puts baby in the corner"

I decided to put it here as although it is a shit line it's wonderful at the same time!! I love it's corny naffness, it makes me smile!

 

[Orangesanlemons]

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."

 

[lighterthief]

Bobby: "I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee."

Waitress: "A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?"

Bobby: "Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. "

Waitress: "You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"

Bobby: "I want you to hold it between your knees."




Jack Nicholson trying to order plain toast and an omelette in Five Easy Pieces.

 

[spanglechick]

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."

oooh - love that

ok -

Scarlett "Another dance and my reputation will be lost forever."

Rhett "With enough courage you can do without a reputation."

or just about the whole of "Heathers"

 

[boha]

"What am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?'"

grosse point plank


Momma: Who the HELL are you?
Larry: I'm Owen's friend.
Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend!
Larry: That's because he's shy.
Momma: No he's not. He's fat and he's stupid!

throw momma from the train

 

[Belzub]

"I want more life... FUCKER"

 

[Orangesanlemons]

"Get your stinking claws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

Or from the same movie (I think):

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

 

[Balbi]

In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

Seconded, believe I am receiving a copy of this for christmas

 

[Belzub]

every single line in spinal tap

"There's something about this that's just so black, that if you asked the question 'how much more black could this be?', and the answer is... none... more black."

"We get up on stage, and yknow, we've got armadillos down our trousers, and they just run screaming. It's really quite frightening, the size"

"He died in a bizarre gardening accident."

 

[Apathy]

there it is..... right on the end on your nose

Stir Crazy

laugh it up furball

star wars (ROTJ i think)

your a pushy lil' bastard ain't ya... but i like that..... i like that

karate kid

 

[Apathy]

actually my fav is....

well if its charity yer after, be gone with ya... ye foul demon

being john malkovich (sp?)

 

[Idaho]

every single line in spinal tap

"There's something about this that's just so black, that if you asked the question 'how much more black could this be?', and the answer is... none... more black."

"We get up on stage, and yknow, we've got armadillos down our trousers, and they just run screaming. It's really quite frightening, the size"

"He died in a bizarre gardening accident."

"It was at a Rock Blues festival.."
"I'd say it was more of a Blues Rock festival"



"It's a fine line between clever and stupid"

 

[Pilgrim]

My favourite has to be from 'The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.

Clint Eastwood (Man With No Name) is bringing in Eli Wallach (Tuco Benedicto Juan Maria Ramirez) as a prisoner to collect the price on his head, when Tuco comes out with possibly the best insult I've ever heard:

"You know whose son you are?!, I'll tell you, you are the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you!"

Class.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

star wars (ROTJ i think)

The star wars films have absolutely hundreds.

"Oh, I'm afraid that this battle station will be quiteoperational when your rebel friends arrive" is one of my favourites.

 

[loud 1]

predator..

"if it bleeds,we can kill it"