Al Qaeda butt bomb

[Wilf]

We need more alliterative digestive weaponry - colon cannon, sphincter sword, bowel bludgeon, bladder blunderbuss...

 

[coley]

IED
Intestinal explosive device

 

[coley]

We need more alliterative digestive weaponry - colon cannon, sphincter sword, bowel bludgeon, bladder blunderbuss...

The bliddy cheek of these people!

 

[krink]

Denzil Washington put some C4 up a corrupt police chief's arse in Man on Fire and that was 2004 so I think he was the first butt bomber.

 

[Indeliblelink]

Denzil Washington put some C4 up a corrupt police chief's arse in Man on Fire and that was 2004 so I think he was the first butt bomber.

thread needs this track

 

[ManchesterBeth]

IED
Intestinal explosive device

Surprised that isn't the name of a brutal death metal/goregrind band tbf.

 

[goldenecitrone]

We need more alliterative digestive weaponry - colon cannon, sphincter sword, bowel bludgeon, bladder blunderbuss...

Duodenum of doom.

 

[coley]

Duodenum of doom.

Pile driver

 

[Roadkill]

It would bring new life to the 'pull my finger' gag

And the phrase 'give him the bum's rush.'

 

[Wilf]

Duodenum of doom.

Renal revolver, urethra uzi, glans garrotte, bumhole berretta...

 

[DotCommunist]

shitters sten

 

[coley]

Combat constipation, diarrhoea of doom? Followed by the crack of doom.

 

[bluescreen]

Me, I don't trust those devious grassers, the stool pigeons.

 

[krink]

Something about 'blow it out your ass'

(Lazy mode)

 

[SpookyFrank]

We need more alliterative digestive weaponry - colon cannon, sphincter sword, bowel bludgeon, bladder blunderbuss...

Alliterative alimentary armaments surely?

 

[Wilf]

Alliterative alimentary armaments surely?

What about the Trouser Trebuchet? Needs a new category - clothing canons?

 

[Dogsauce]

How long until they get round to making bomb dogs? Would dogs being seen as 'unclean' prevent their use?

 

[mod]

From IS to IBS.

 

[stavros]

I heard they were going to recruit Kim Kardashian for this as their version of the Enola Gay.