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ddraig · Apr 5, 2006

unlucky

thanks for the fair fight

evvvry body needs good neyyyyburrrrs

fizzerbird · Apr 5, 2006

I like a lot of the welsh crew.

I love Bristol.

Back in 'the day' when Urban was only a couple of years old, the Welsh and Bristol u75 contingencies would frequently meet up for days out together.

Oh what fun we had!

In fact my first big meet with Welsh and Bristol crew was on my Birthday in December 2001. It was at Bristol Zoo and was very cold.

A lot of those people have gone from urban now but I still have a penchant for the Welsh.

xXx

JTG · Apr 5, 2006

fizzerbird said:
A lot of those people have gone from urban now but I still have a penchant for the Welsh.

I don't

I think absent friends may be responsible for the decline in Bris posts

JTG · Apr 5, 2006

ddraig said:
thanks for the fair fight evvvry body needs good neyyyyburrrrs

Right, that's it! Blow the bridges! erect the barricades across the Forest of Dean! order the Welsh and their descendents out of Bristol!

*Bristol's population halves overnight*
*realises he's ordered himself out of town*

cyberfairy · Apr 5, 2006

JTG said:
Yay! Sunspots coming to Bath drinkies!

Promise not to leave before you get there this time

Not sure about drinking with sodding Venue journos though

I do the occassional music review-not quite on a par with Rebekah Wade-Surely with my illiterate lazy half finished sentences, you can tell I'm not a real jour...oh fuck

JTG · Apr 5, 2006

*eyes fairy suspiciously*

you don't write any of their rubbish drugs stories do you?

cyberfairy · Apr 5, 2006

JTG said:
*eyes fairy suspiciously*

you don't write any of their rubbish drugs stories do you?

Nope! I just get the occassional phonecall asking me to write 175 words on an indie band at Moles.

fractionMan · Apr 5, 2006

cyberfairy said:
Nope! I just get the occassional phonecall asking me to write 175 words on an indie band at Moles.

Have you reviewed the doubtful guest yet?

cyberfairy · Apr 5, 2006

fractionMan said:
Have you reviewed the doubtful guest yet?

No but would like to-heard very good things about them-think they played Moles last week but missed it..

munkeeunit · Apr 5, 2006

Seeing as Bristol / South West are clearly big enough to hold back an entire country (Wales) shouldn't we officially become one? I know the Cornish already have fantasies about being a country, but you're not big enough on your own!

Could Cornwall really hold back Wales on it's lonesome?

Equally, though, Bristol can't hold back the Welsh without joining forces with our West Country neighbours. So, who's up for a South West independence movement? We would give UKIP a good kicking while we're at it.

Either we become a proper country, or Wales should stop picking on us poor little subcounties and calling it a fair fight :mad:

munkeeunit · Apr 5, 2006

PS: Their Welshie midnight raid on our post total clearly hasn't lasted the morning, but they'll be back. :eek:

cyberfairy · Apr 5, 2006

munkeeunit said:
Seeing as Bristol / South West are clearly big enough to hold back an entire country (Wales) shouldn't we officially become one? I know the Cornish already have fantasies about being a country, but you're not big enough on your own!

Could Cornwall really hold back Wales on it's lonesome?

Equally, though, Bristol can't hold back the Welsh without joining forces with our West Country neighbours. So, who's up for a South West independence movement? We would give UKIP a good kicking while we're at it.

Either we become a proper country, or Wales should stop picking on us poor little subcounties and calling it a fair fight

Can we have a big wall or moat? :cool:

i think Micheal Eavis should be our noble leader-or Acker Bilk.Or is he dead? Can the flag have a pasty and a pint of scrumpy on it? Can cheesy chips be the national dish?

Can we not let jugglers in?

JTG · Apr 5, 2006

cyberfairy said:
Can we have a big wall or moat? i think Micheal Eavis should be our noble leader-or Acker Bilk.Or is he dead? Can the flag have a pasty and a pint of scrumpy on it? Can cheesy chips be the national dish? Can we not let jugglers in?

We could have Andy Sheppard, he's still alive.

Or Tricky or Polly Harvey or Tony Targett :cool:

Whenever the Rovers play our Cambrian cousins at footy we usually sing 'They should have built a wall not a bridge' to the tune of Coming Round the Mountain. That can be the national anthem

fractionMan · Apr 5, 2006

cyberfairy said:
No but would like to-heard very good things about them-think they played Moles last week but missed it..

You can get iddy little bits of their songs here...
http://www.thedoubtfulguest.co.uk/downloads.html

cyberfairy · Apr 5, 2006

JTG said:
We could have Andy Sheppard, he's still alive.

Or Tricky or Polly Harvey or Tony Targett

Whenever the Rovers play our Cambrian cousins at footy we usually sing 'They should have built a wall not a bridge' to the tune of Coming Round the Mountain. That can be the national anthem

Nah, something by Massive attack just to think of kids singing it at assembly and it taking two hours

Or lets go for the Chris liberator option-'One night in Torquay' or something

munkeeunit · Apr 5, 2006

cyberfairy said:
Can we have a big wall or moat? i think Micheal Eavis should be our noble leader-or Acker Bilk.Or is he dead? Can the flag have a pasty and a pint of scrumpy on it? Can cheesy chips be the national dish? Can we not let jugglers in?

I'd still prefer it if we joined forces with the Welsh and invaded London. Most South Westerners have more than a little bit of Celt in them, and those weirdo Norman descents in London are just plain weird.

Their London heads flap around on the end of their necks while they talk.

But if we do have to keep holding back the Welsh, what would freak them out is if we lined up along the border and just stared at them 24/7 while all humming in monotone. That would be enough to freak anyone out.

We'd have to work out a national rota. Not national service exactly, more of a 'Staring and Humming Menacingly at the Welsh' rota.

cyberfairy · Apr 5, 2006

munkeeunit said:
I'd still prefer it if we joined forces with the Welsh and invaded London. Most South Westerners have more than a little bit of Celt in them, and those weirdo Norman descents in London are just plain weird.

Their London heads flap around on the end of their necks while they talk.

But if we do have to keep holding back the Welsh, what would freak them out is if we lined up along the border and just stared at them 24/7 while all humming in monotone. That would be enough to freak anyone out.

We'd have to work out a national rota. Not national service exactly, more of a 'Staring and Humming Menacingly at the Welsh' rota.

I do that in the rugby pubs in Bath already

Sunspots · Apr 5, 2006

JTG said:
Tony Targett

I saw him in town last week. Can't remember where though... :confused:

wiskey · Apr 5, 2006

i like the westcountry better than london because:

it has rain (i'm not used to rain seein as i live in the thames desert)
it has sun (lovely sun today

)
it has glastonbury tor
i was born here
things are slower and more peaceful
there are canals
there is nature

i like london better because:

cheap 24hr transport
lots of things to do within easy reach
sunday opening & 24hr newsagents
lovely parks
natty historical museum etc
unsound

think i'm spoiled being able to choose between the two.

cyberfairy · Apr 5, 2006

wiskey said:
i like the westcountry better than london because:

it has rain (i'm not used to rain seein as i live in the thames desert)
it has sun (lovely sun today )
it has glastonbury tor
i was born here
things are slower and more peaceful
there are canals
there is nature

i like london better because:

cheap 24hr transport
lots of things to do within easy reach
sunday opening & 24hr newsagents
lovely parks
natty historical museum etc
unsound

think i'm spoiled being able to choose between the two.

You live in Slough then?

munkeeunit · Apr 5, 2006

wiskey said:
i like the westcountry better than london because:

it has rain (i'm not used to rain seein as i live in the thames desert)
it has sun (lovely sun today )
it has glastonbury tor
i was born here
things are slower and more peaceful
there are canals
there is nature

i like london better because:

cheap 24hr transport
lots of things to do within easy reach
sunday opening & 24hr newsagents
lovely parks
natty historical museum etc
unsound

think i'm spoiled being able to choose between the two.

I think we should cut your body into two pieces and leave each half either side of the border.

Then see how long it takes your body to rot.

The winner wins because a faster rot means they are closer to nature. :cool:

munkeeunit · Apr 5, 2006

munkeeunit said:
I think we should cut your body into two pieces and leave each half either side of the border.

Then see how long it takes your body to rot.

The winner wins because a faster rot means they are closer to nature.

Or was that one of Hitler's ideas?

Blood and soil mysticism and all that...

munkeeunit · Apr 5, 2006

The Welsh have clearly lost their sheep,

We are now 22 posts + 1 posts ahead again.

fractionMan · Apr 5, 2006

Cool

munkeeunit · Apr 5, 2006

Even Gene Pitney's Ghost is on the side of the Welsh. :eek:

http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=157393

Rest his soul.

(That's two mods and a singing dead legend, I'm impressed.)

JTG · Apr 5, 2006

wiskey said:
i like the westcountry better than london because:

it has rain (i'm not used to rain seein as i live in the thames desert)
it has sun (lovely sun today )
it has glastonbury tor
i was born here
things are slower and more peaceful
there are canals
there is nature
jtg lives there

i like london better because:

cheap 24hr transport
lots of things to do within easy reach
sunday opening & 24hr newsagents
lovely parks
natty historical museum etc
unsound

think i'm spoiled being able to choose between the two.

fixed your post for you

JTG · Apr 5, 2006

editor thinks wales has eclipsed the west country musically by having the stereophonics

munkeeunit · Apr 5, 2006

oh fuck! ddraig's back! :eek:

Hopefully he'll be too sleepy to muster his forces again,

and we have clawed back a steady lead.

djbombscare · Apr 5, 2006

I've just pushed us back up in the lead again.

And I know at the mo they have to put the sheep back in cos its still frosty

We are still 3 threads behind though

Sunspots · Apr 5, 2006

djbombscare said:
I've just pushed us back up in the lead again.

And I know at the mo they have to put the sheep back in cos its still frosty

We are still 3 threads behind though

This is all very well, but is this now 'a war without end'? :confused:

How will we ever know when we've won? :confused:

People in the real world would never fall for such a of vague notion of confli- ...-Oh.

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