trashpony
Hag
Hollis said:Well I also wouldn't expect to provide the plumber or electrician with their tools..![]()
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No, which is why you pay them £25-50 an hour, rather than £7.
Hollis said:Well I also wouldn't expect to provide the plumber or electrician with their tools..![]()
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trashpony said:No, which is why you pay them £25-50 an hour, rather than £7.
-I'm a philanthropist, remember. 
Hollis said:£8-I'm a philanthropist, remember.
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Hollis said:Maybe I try to find an Edwardian manual on maintaining a domestic staff.![]()
If they do a good job you can send them round our place.Hollis said:The cleaning team have arrived!! They looked alittle bemused.. but are good on averting the gaze!

Orang Utan said:Blimey - how Urban has changed - this would have turned into a nasty bunfight not so long ago.
bluestreak said:it's only not turned into one now because this is hollis on a wind up.

Quite!bluestreak said:it's only not turned into one now because this is hollis on a wind up.
Hollis said:Quite incredible results I tell you - worth every last penny.

Hark at him!Badgers said:I am considering this.....
Seems really decadent but I guess you can look at it as paying someone an above minimum wage to improve both yours and their quality of life?

EastEnder said:Hark at him!
Lord & Lady Muck having trouble dusting the silverware???
At least getting a cleaner will leave you more time free to shoot furry animals in the countryside with Giles & Tarquin!
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nonamenopackdrill said:Hollis, did you use an agency?
We're looking into getting a cleaner - looked at selclene - but unsure about the liability if someone walks off with all our stuff.

