Adverts that make you want to hit things.

[DJ Squelch]

I hate anything with a Hugh Lawrie voiceover, invariably it will be something about babies bottoms & how soft n kissable they are.
Any ad for Mcdonalds or The Sun.
The churchill nodding dog now they don't have Vic & Bob doing the voiceover but a cheap impersonation.
Yukalt "bacteria man"
The new Tesco ads.

 

[madzone]

The Clover ad where they all spontaneously burst into tears when they eat it.


BTW - has every Captain Birdseye been a paedo then?

 

[madzone]

The new Tesco ads.

The Tesco ads are having an effect on how I percieve the people doing voiceovers for them. I'm pretty surprised at some of them.

 

[october_lost]

Dairylea, and any other farm produce which shows animals enjoying the farm experience

 

[lizzieloo]

At Yes Car Credit we believe everyone should be able to get the car finance they need to own a reliable car they can be proud of, no matter what their credit history. And that's why since 1997 we’ve said yes to over 1,000,000 people who may have been refused car finance to buy a car elsewhere.

At Yes Car Credit we will make all you people with an 'inferior' car feel shite about yourself as you cannot afford a shiny new big car.

We will grind you down with our patronising sales speak until we have you convinced that your life is not complete without a shiny new big car.

We will then offer you the credit needed to buy the shiny new big car at a rediculous interest rate as no-one else will lend you money you can't afford to repay.

We might even offer you a little more on top of the loan so you can buy more necessary consumer items.

With Yes Car Credit on your side your car will be repossesed in a year along with half the contents of your home and maybe even your actual house.

We will speak in a sweet girly reassuring tone right the way through this process.

But at Yes Car Credit we cannot promise that it will be Lucy......

That knocks on your door to take your childrens xbox when you default on the payments.

WANKERS!

Nuff said.

 

[lizzieloo]

I've calmed down now. took a while

 

[i_hate_beckham]

I fancy her like fuck.

 

[Mrs Bradley]

That advert for Lux shower gel really took the piss - you know, the one with a model who suddenly turned in to Sarah Jessica Parker - smug bitch (with a HUGE blimpy mole on her chin) and a crap, smug poncy advert

 

[subversplat]

I fancy her like fuck.

Then buy a car off her, it's the only way into her pants you know.

 

[lizzieloo]

Then buy a car off her, it's the only way into her pants you know.

You do have to be really poor to buy a car from her.

Are you really poor?

 

[subversplat]

You do have to be really poor to buy a car from her.

Are you really poor?

I am really poor - and nobody would give me credit if I asked for it! I bet they wouldn't give me a car though

 

[lizzieloo]

I am really poor - and nobody would give me credit if I asked for it! I bet they wouldn't give me a car though

They bloody would they specialise in giving credit to people that can never afford to pay it back.

Bloody annoying ad too.

 

[i_hate_beckham]

You do have to be really poor to buy a car from her.

Are you really poor?

I am, i'm dole scum.

 

[subversplat]

They bloody would they specialise in giving credit to people that can never afford to pay it back.

Bloody annoying ad too.

They don't specialise in giving it to people with multiple CCJs and no fixed address though. There is no possible way I could ever be enticed into taking advantage of these adverts, although if there was I'd jump at it, because I could do with a few extra grand for nothing

But yes, they are incredibly annoying though. I often wonder if those poor sods they get to be the "real life ordinary people like you" who tell you "I was £150,000 in debt and these people saved my life!" have actually defaulted on their loan and were given an offer they couldn't refuse.

 

[lizzieloo]

They don't specialise in giving it to people with multiple CCJs and no fixed address though. There is no possible way I could ever be enticed into taking advantage of these adverts, although if there was I'd jump at it, because I could do with a few extra grand for nothing

But yes, they are incredibly annoying though. I often wonder if those poor sods they get to be the "real life ordinary people like you" who tell you "I was £150,000 in debt and these people saved my life!" have actually defaulted on their loan and were given an offer they couldn't refuse.

It makes me want to spit!

Those ads are always on during Trisha

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I had to bump this thread because a shampoo advert is DRIVING ME NUTS!!

This stupid woman says:

"It's all about curves this season. They're on the body....in architecture.....even in the hair"

WHAT DOES IT MEAN????????

 

[Badgers]

KILL HIM

 

[tobyjug]

KILL HIM

Rascist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[8ball]

Those McDonald's adverts.

I've already smashed 3 TV's because of them. Maybe I should stick to the Beeb . . .

 

[Brainaddict]

That fucking American Airlines wankfest on tv at the moment.

 

[Badgers]

Rascist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kyser_soze]

The New 'City Glam' Emporio Armani his'n'hers aftershave/parfum ad.

Annoys me as much as Mr Boss 'Your Rules'. Altho I'd be more imaginative with his chosen method of execution...

 

[Termite Man]

If the advert doesn't have a:

A good soundtrack
A hilariously funny moment
Some cool effect

then it shouldn't be on TV imo. Fuck off with your washing powder and your fucking cillit bang.

The cillit bang adverts are great at least they haven't set it in a shopping centre

 

[gentlegreen]

That e-number hyped up kid advertising Neutrogena skin-care products and as mentioned previously all those hideous "reduces the visible appearance of ageing" wrinkle cream adverts - these really annoy me now I've hit 45 ...

I have to confess to having caved in and bought a much-hyped "Authentic Vee food slicer" - though I got it a bit cheaper off ebay....

.

 

[bigbry]

If the ad's annoy you so much why not press the mute button, or turn over to another channel, or, even better, turn the fucking TV off & do something useful !

 

[gentlegreen]

If the ad's annoy you so much why not press the mute button, or turn over to another channel, or, even better, turn the fucking TV off & do something useful !

Because I have no life and need to have the TV or radio on almost all the time to distract me from brooding on my empty life - I find programmes like MASH therapeutic ...
Some adverts are fairly innocuous or even entertaining.
If, like me you watch a lot of cable you get the worst adverts going - "last resort" loans, ringtones and bloody wrinkle cream.

 

[Kitty Schmitty]

I was very sad tonight to see a Joanna Newsom track used on the new Orange advert. Why Joanna why?

 

[ricbake]

I always kick puppys these days, just to make sure they don't arse about with the loo roll. But what bugs the hell out of me is hearing small children quoteing loan ads at their parents.

 

[dessiato]

I fancy her like fuck.

Yeah she is really tasty.

I like adverts, sorry. I've even recorded them.

 

[tastebud]

i saw an intensely irritating billboard advert today. trinny & susanna holding cups of coffee & it says something like lift your jugs... with a prominent focus on trinny's (or the other one - dunno which is which) enhanced cleavage!
on brixton hill.
wrong for so many reasons!
i didn't want to hit things, but it did enrage anger it has to be said...