Acoustic Ladyland - Unsound -25th Feb

[Rollem]

i aint got a bike

 

[Tank Girl]

you can't go then.

surely there'll be a bike on one of the landings on your estate that you could nick Rollem?

 

[Dubversion]

Hmm is that anything to do with "Electric Landlady" or a mere coincidence?

do you mean Hendrix's Electric ladyland rather than Kirsty McColl's Electric Landlady?

wellm, yeh - their first album was supposed to be a Hendrix covers album but it was blocked, so they did a Hendrix 'style' album

 

[milesy]

she could nick one from our hall.

 

[Rollem]

you can't go then.

surely there'll be a bike on one of the landings on your estate that you could nick Rollem?

charming!

i am not a teef.

at least, not from my own backyard

i shall borrow one form your hall

 

[Pieface]

i shall borrow one form your hall

and I shall steal it.

 

[Rollem]

>blocks ears<

do not involve me in crime!

i have a record as clean as a whistle

 

[milesy]

why don't you all go on ponies instead of bikes?

 

[Pieface]

they won't fit in the bike cupboard at the Red Star

 

[Tank Girl]

if I had a pony, I wouldn't bother going out, I'd sleep in it's stable and groom it and give it pony nuts and love it

 

[han]

I think ponies are the solution to London's transport problems! Imagine, little shetland ones for the kiddies going to school, big shire horses for families with loads of bags of shopping...

And if you were munted on the sofa your pony would nuzzle you on the cheek with its lovely soft muzzle and tell you it's time to go home...

aaaaah

 

[Tank Girl]

milesy won't get me a pony, I ask for one every christmas

 

[han]

'<b>Just realised</b>' --- the worst words known to social/festie/gig/party/date-arrangements at any time ever ....

Isn't that right han??

Perhaps it should be my tagline...

 

[Pieface]

Han - get down to brainaddict's lowest level of technology thread now! I think you've found yours

 

[Dubversion]

 

[han]

faints with joy

<Runs of to investigate Brainy thread...>

Someone should tell Red Ken about this!

The ponysh*t could fertilise the soil of all the london parks, and all the grass-cuttings of all the london parks could feed the ponies!

 

[Tank Girl]

you mustn't feed ponies grass cuttings!!!!!!

 

[Pieface]

Is that a guide pony?


And Tanky's right - it ferments and gives them colic

 

[Dubversion]

yep

 

[foo]

why are we talking about ponies?

 

[Pieface]

not sure.

I'm going to Unsound, me

 

[Tank Girl]

*sighs*

because ponies are lovely and we could all go on ponies to prod and unsound.

while we're in unsound the ponies could have free rein (ho ho!) of camberwell green

 

[foo]

you're going to prod too right? @PieEye

this is getting a bit confusing for my poor *old* brain...

 

[Rollem]

don't forget your sugarlumps

 

[foo]

is this the wrong time to say that i don't like horses?

 

[Tank Girl]

you're going to prod too right? @PieEye

this is getting a bit confusing for my poor *old* brain...

don't come back to this thread foo, I'll keep you updated with the bare minimum

PieEye is going to prod, and she's baking a cake

but not taking a pony.

 

[Tank Girl]

is this the wrong time to say that i don't like horses?

they don't think much of you either love.

 

[foo]

don't come back to this thread foo, I'll keep you updated with the bare minimum .

thanks!


ah - but can i trust you to tell me the truth?

<worries about country cuz left in the middle of the road somewhere in saaf london>

 

[milesy]

i am not going to PRoD or unsound and i am not riding a pony but i might bake a cake.

that is all.

 

[Pieface]

I'm doing both - will hit Unsound running at approx 03:00 hours

The pony thing is a lie - the bike thing is not