AAAAAAARGH fucking Hollyoaks ad on Ch 4 just now

[spanglechick]

i hate you all. you all smell. especially dodgepot and tanky and mysteryguest.

 

[Tank Girl]

I've still not seen the advert.

 

[MysteryGuest]

i hate you all. you all smell. especially dodgepot and tanky and mysteryguest.

i smell alright - i am replete with the heady aroma of cosmic joy.

 

[fucthest8]

i am replete with the heady aroma of cosmic joy.

Only in your head.

Actually your head is the worst bit. Ew.

 

[fucthest8]

i hate you all.

<sings>

My thread's bigger than your thread, my thread's bigger than your thread ...

 

[MysteryGuest]

willy waver.

 

[Tank Girl]

hmmmm...

still haven't seen it.

 

[MysteryGuest]

hmmmm...

still haven't seen it.

i've seen it - it's not that big tbh. he thinks it is though. he said it could get even bigger but i got bored waiting.

 

[Tank Girl]

you've no stamina musty

 

[fucthest8]

To be fair to me - and I do like to be - I'm used to more than 67.5 seconds of foreplay.