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a thread of fake Morleys

Discussion in 'London and the South East' started by not-bono-ever, Jul 13, 2013.

  1. bromley

    bromley ...isn't as good as Lewisham.

    There's no place on this thread for it. :mad:
  2. wtfftw

    wtfftw Well-Known Member

    All the fake morleys should get in on this
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  3. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    and a genuine morley

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  4. Miss-Shelf

    Miss-Shelf Magnum fairy

    tbh I've been stuck at that same junction feeling the same when I don't know where to get my bus from

    In other news
    Thornton Heath Morley's is featured here:
  5. darryl

    darryl this wasn't supposed to happen

  6. darryl

    darryl this wasn't supposed to happen

    NEWS: I have to report that Fantastic Morley Fried Chicken, on the South Circular at the Catford/Forest Hill border, has gone full-on Fake Morley's and is now called "Fantsatic Morley" [sic]. (here is the old look: a thread of fake Morleys)

    It's not to be confused with Monleys (Google Maps) which opened about three years ago the other side of the Blythe Hill Tavern.
    Last edited: May 23, 2017
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  7. Pics or it will be consigned to the chicken shop fake news bin
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  8. darryl

    darryl this wasn't supposed to happen

    Next time I go to the Blythe, I'll take a pic.
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  9. darryl

    darryl this wasn't supposed to happen

  10. bromley

    bromley ...isn't as good as Lewisham.

  11. wow- its does actually say Fantsatic
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  12. 2hats


    And then after a legal row a similarly named store becomes...
    From here.
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  13. beckash

    beckash Member

    There's one in Streatham, which is called Morly's, or something similar. Can't be arsed to check the thread, but it's opposite Streatham Station, which used to have 'Gooooglie Cabs' next door.

    THIS greeted me on my way to work this morning- it's not yet open, and throughout development there's been a legit Morley's 'COMING SOON' sign outside it. So perhaps there was a disagreement between parent company and franchisee at the last minute? Anyway, I bring you 'Norleys'.

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  14. That's a legit proper counterfeit Morleys right there. Good work!
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  15. beckash

    beckash Member

    Is it rare? Is it worth anything?

    They're open for business right now, and, to rub salt in the wound for the real Morley's, have cut up the official banner which was above the shop during development to remove the Morley's branding, and spray-painted the opening date on top of it.
  16. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    That balloon arch brings a tear to my ear. It's so beautiful. Better than Morleys.
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  17. beckash

    beckash Member

    Weirdly enough, the balloons absolutely STINK of rubber. I've never noticed this with balloons before. Perhaps it's intentional, to cover up the smell of the food.

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