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a thread of fake Morleys

Discussion in 'London and the South East' started by not-bono-ever, Jul 13, 2013.

  1. I am keeping a log of bogus Morley Chicken shops in that London. here are some to start you off

    * only Morley lookalikes allowed

    peckham, near Burgess park

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    Nr Brockley station
  3. Maurice Picarda

    Maurice Picarda Actually, might as well flounce.

    What is a real Morley and why would anyone want to eat there?
  4. discokermit

    discokermit Well-Known Member

    not as good as ken's tuck in fried chicken,

  5. http://www.morleyschicken.com/

    they are a SE London chicken shop chainette - and a staple food for many. They are not my cup of tea , but this thread is about bogus Morleys.Of which there are many and should be documented for future generations to salivate over
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  6. Please, only bogus Morleys on this thread.a prize of a lunchtime special ( 2 pieces of chicken+ sml fries + can drink ) for the most blatant Morley look alike posted.
  7. Maurice Picarda

    Maurice Picarda Actually, might as well flounce.

    Morley was dead: to begin with.

    The franchise cost is £85k excluding site acquisition costs, so I sympathise with the bogus ones.
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  8. cybertect

    cybertect It's grim up north (London)

    Morley's must have poor trademark lawyers
  9. clicker

    clicker nanook rubs it....

    They pay them in feed apparently.
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  10. pissflaps

    pissflaps i've got a headache in my pants...

    this is the only thread on this entire shitfarm website worth a damn.

    congrats, OP.
  11. snadge

    snadge metal alchemist

    So you have to pay some cunt 85k to open up a chicken shop, lol.

    I actually thought this thread was about roof tiling, ah that's marley, of course.
  12. Hocus Eye.

    Hocus Eye. Snap, crop, scrap crap

    I have never heard of Morley's Chicken Shops. This thread has given them free advertising. Can there be much difference between one chicken shop and another. Fried chicken is fried chicken. I speak as someone who eats takeaway fried chicken fairly often.

    Mind I am not in that there Lunnun - just out of of danger.
  13. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Is this a real one? On Coldharbour Lane. I think it's closed now. Never used it myself but it looked horrible inside with a big metal grill between the staff and customers.

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  14. Boycey

    Boycey juvenile rave slut

    if you're gonna rip off a fastfood chain, go for the big boys

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  15. deptford/ new x

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  16. Winot

    Winot I wholeheartedley agree with your viewpoint

    I'd imagine the lawyers would be very happy to take action, were they instructed.
  17. tarannau

    tarannau Mongolian eyed

    There's JJ Morleys down in Streatham, with at least another similar soundalike. Morleys > KFC to many it seems
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  18. fogbat

    fogbat The Talibum

    Down the road from the Flying Dutchman, isn't it? Saw it a few weeks ago and it made my evening.
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  19. yup. thats the fellow.
  20. Frumious B.

    Frumious B. Well-Known Member

    I love this thread. I don't know why, but I do. We ALL love it. :) Is it a British thing? I reckon foreigners might be perplexed by our joy at Mowley/Merlie/Monley.
  21. pissflaps

    pissflaps i've got a headache in my pants...

    honourable mention to SE1's mindbendingly named...
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  22. stethoscope

    stethoscope Well-Known Member

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    Brockley X
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    Sydenham ( 10 M from a real Morleys)
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    Forest Hill
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    Stanstead road, near Catford
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  27. g force

    g force Affects Shatner's Basoon

    According to my Trinidadian next door neighbour Morleys is "poor man KFC". Not sure where she stands on Dallas Fried Chicken - will ask later.
  28. pissflaps

    pissflaps i've got a headache in my pants...

    i see your cottage, and raise you... AN ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET!
    /west croydon
  29. lefteri

    lefteri Well-Known Member

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