A male version of Loose Women

[ivebeenhigh]

cashley cole will be training when this programme is recoreded.


dave

we could work round his schedule. think of the ratings!

 

[ivebeenhigh]

O. M. G.

paul coia

he would be perfect as a host. and we could get him for some jaffa cakes and a promise of his own prime time chat show.

 

[Onslow]

Paul Ross would be a cert! Freddie Star at a push, maybe Joe Pasqualie, Anthony Worral Thompson, Adrian Chiles could host.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

Massive Men



Roy Walker

Right!

Eamon Holmes, Mattew Wright, Dale Winton (Token Gayer)

Holmes - yes
Wright - no, own show already too costly to poach
Winton - no, do they have a token lezzer on Loose Women?

 

[Melinda]

Paul Ross would be a cert! Freddie Star at a push, maybe Joe Pasqualie, Anthony Worral Thompson, Adrian Chiles could host.

Sir, you are talking about unleashing a fucking cuntfest.

No one will thank you.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

Sir, you are talking about unleashing a fucking cuntfest.

No one will thank you.

i think their also may be some EU law now against deploying Paul Ross on TV.

I'll have the lawyers look into it.

 

[internetstalker]

What would it be called?

Who would present?

Who would be on it?

What would be discussed?

NUTS TV!

 

[Bakunin]

NUTS TV!

NUTS TV isn't all bad.

As tawdry as it can be at times, they do have cage fighting on it, after all.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

NUTS TV!

this is more high brow. not a lot. but a little.

its a panel show discussing contemporary issues relevant to the busy working man. and yes being a house husband is a job!

 

[ViolentPanda]

does tony slattery do television any more?

Only if you can call "Grumpy Old Men" and "Kingdom" television.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

Only if you can call "Grumpy Old Men" and "Kingdom" television.

i dont - its perfect. we can all rib him about going a bit mental in the 90's as one of our long running gags.

 

[ViolentPanda]

There's only one apt name for a male version of "loose women", and that's "surplus cocks".

 

[ivebeenhigh]

"surplus cocks".

perhaps excess rather than suplus