A male version of Loose Women

[Bakunin]

Come to think of it, where's Richard Littlejohn in the line-up?

 

[ivebeenhigh]

I find the absence of the always-progressive and not-at-all offensive, honest, 'banter' of Roy 'Chubby' Brown, disturbing.

Maybe him and McCririck could do a musical double act with James Whale on backing vocals.

its not about putting grade A horrendous cunts in there, its about its about the grade D and E cunts, perhaps they don't even deserve that epithet, more banal, dim witted, annoying, fame grasping, talentless, desperate to be on tv wankers.

or at least that's how I am going to pitch it to ITV

 

[ivebeenhigh]

Come to think of it, where's Richard Littlejohn in the line-up?

too expensive, I have already asked.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

Richard was on the radio this weekend talking about some daylight stabbing in Sydenham.

He didnt do it though. HE was expressing surprise because Sydenham isn't rough endz.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING!

 

[Bakunin]

its not about putting grade A horrendous cunts in there, its about its about the grade D and E cunts, perhaps they don't even deserve that epithet, more banal, dim witted, annoying, fame grasping, talentless, desperate to be on tv wankers.

or at least that's how I am going to pitch it to ITV

Ah, right.

How about the entire cast of 'Big Brother' doing a high-kicking chorus line musical number, then?

Possible alternating on a weekly basis with a chorus line composed of people who've been on 'The Apprentice'?

 

[The Octagon]

Hmm, Matthew Wright?

 

[ivebeenhigh]

Hmm, Matthew Wright?

He would be ideal as a couple of times a week lead presenter, except he is locked into his contract on 'The Wright stuff' so no dice.

 

[Melinda]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING!

Just for that you get Michael McIntyre for your Dickhead Soup (patent pending).

 

[ivebeenhigh]

BEN SHEPHERD

 

[kained&able]

we need chuck norris on the show every so often. There is none more manly.

I reckon the show will need to be called something really reallu lame. Like the The testosterzone(patent pending)


dave

 

[Melinda]

BEN SHEPHERD

Climbed Kilimanjaro and knocked 7 kinds of shit out of Lemar FOR CHARITY.

Look elsewhere!

 

[ivebeenhigh]

we need chuck norris on the show every so often. There is none more manly.


dave

win. chuck norris presenting a section on how to beat up people.

you could get ordinary (by ordinary i mean unattractive and overweight as well as badly dressed) men to be advised by chuck on how to win fights. at the start they get the shit kicked out of them in their local, but after chucks "intervention" and 6 weeks of training they can seriously endanger someones life with a back fist to the throat

a fighting make over.

what is not to like about that idea

 

[Bakunin]

Well, after literally, oh, seconds of Googling, here's the theme tune for the show:

 

[kained&able]

I have decided i would actually watch this show.

dave

 

[ivebeenhigh]

Climbed Kilimanjaro and knocked 7 kinds of shit out of Lemar FOR CHARITY.

Look elsewhere!

a) he took the easy route and had sherpa's and its the exact fame grabbing deperate action that we are looking for.
b) who couldn't smash lemars face in? Lord know we ALL have enough reasons. charity? i would do it for free

 

[Diamond]

This dickwad really has to pe on the panel, smugging the whole thing up.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

Justin Lee Collins would add some soul-destroying banter

he would. but no alan carr. we havent got a problem with him. we just don't need him on our show. he can go on graham norton.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

so far richard blackwood (aka the british will smith) is in as our token non white person, however I would like another alternative should richard be busy (haha I know he obviously isnt) - suggestions please.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

I havent seen richard blackwood for ages!

tis a good thing.

Jamie redknap would have to be on the show lots, what a man! Owns an executive mans catologue/magizine thingy as well so can let us all know what footballers are buying. Invaluble information.



dave

plus we can comment on what a lucky basted he is shagging his mrs and ponder on if he ever manged to 'do' the sisters from eternal.

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

What would it be called?

Massive Men

Who would present?

Roy Walker

Who would be on it?

Eamon Holmes, Mattew Wright, Dale Winton (Token Gayer)

What would be discussed?

Tits
Bums
Beer
Women (and babies)
Cars


It would be awful: Just ike loose women, full of nasty sexist dribble, rubbish inuendos, medocre presenters, and boring subjects.

But with men.

 

[kained&able]

so far richard blackwood (aka the british will smith) is in as our token non white person, however I would like another alternative should richard be busy (haha I know he obviously isnt) - suggestions please.

stan collymore.

footballer, pundit, actor(lol), women beater.

Be perfect for the show.


dave

 

[ivebeenhigh]

This dickwad really has to pe on the panel, smugging the whole thing up.

good choice. dodgy background. mouthy. does drugs (like us all innit) can be asked about shagging katy hill/konnie huq

I think he may already be on "the wright stuff", so contractually may not be available, perhaps he can be a regular guest?

 

[ivebeenhigh]

stan collymore.

footballer, pundit, actor(lol), women beater.

Be perfect for the show.


dave

tick
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I have run out of ticks to give this suggestion

whats better is i know a girl that has shagged him. i am going to call her now, get his number and ask him.

 

[newme]

 

[ivebeenhigh]

too much of a cunt. we have standards.

 

[joustmaster]

i bet you could get this commissioned if you wrote it all up and sent it to itv

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

stan collymore.

so far richard blackwood (aka the british will smith) is in as our token non white person, however I would like another alternative should richard be busy (haha I know he obviously isnt) - suggestions please.

dave

What's his face....


Cheryl Tweedy's thing.

Footballer, Massive Twat, married to a "hottie", compleatley not monogamous, and a bit younger than most. It would be his TV debut.

He'd be perfect.

E2A.. !!!!Ahley Cole!!!!!: He's also thick as two short planks. Perfect.

 

[kained&able]

cashley cole will be training when this programme is recoreded.


dave

 

[ivebeenhigh]

What's his face....


Cheryl Tweedy's thing.

Footballer, Massive Twat, married to a "hottie", compleatley not monogamous, and a bit younger than most. It would be his TV debut.

He'd be perfect.

cashley cole - he would need some persuading but I think he would be up for it with some media coaching - also eye candy for the ladies that will inevitably watch..

 

[Bakunin]

And here's an alternative theme tune for the benefit of the ladies: