A male version of Loose Women

[Melinda]

Neil Morrisey and Tony Slattery would discuss why women are, like, rubbish and that.

domink diamond would be a regular.

Oh God man, waves of nausea...

What a loathesome cocktail of men this thread is producing.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

"More Facile Shit For The Brain Dead - Men's Version"

I appreciate the effort, I really do. Perhaps something a bit more catchy?

 

[joustmaster]

can we have terry christian on as well please?

 

[The Octagon]

Anyway, no point in belabouring the point. Enjoy your fruitless speculation as to how men could fill in a non-existent gap in the media marketplace.

Just to clarify, you believe the female gender are under-representated by Television (and specifically daytime television)?

Really?

 

[ivebeenhigh]

can we have terry christian on as well please?

I am not sure lets go through our check list:

northern? check
mouthy? check
opinionated? check
used to be more famous? check
reality tv? check

he is in

 

[Yelkcub]

Oh God man, waves of nausea...

What a loathesome cocktail of men this thread is producing.

? I think Dodgepot and I are fine figures of men thankyouverymuch!

 

[dodgepot]

James

whale

 

[electrogirl]

James

whale

oh god.

 

[dodgepot]

oh and of course, KELVIN MACKENZIE

 

[Melinda]

? I think Dodgepot and I are fine figures of men thankyouverymuch!

 

[BoatieBird]

John McCririck and Piers Morgan

 

[ivebeenhigh]

Oh God man, waves of nausea...

What a loathesome cocktail of men this thread is producing.

anyway, sister, this is a mens thread, where we discuss our program, so we will do what we like!

*hi fives other men*

 

[editor]

I appreciate the effort, I really do. Perhaps something a bit more catchy?

Sure:

SHIT (W)
SHIT (M)

 

[ivebeenhigh]

James

whale

no he is not allowed.

our aim is not to have the most abhorrent cunts in the world on, we are seeking to be entertaining...

 

[ivebeenhigh]

Sure:

SHIT (W)
SHIT (M)

I'll put that in the maybe pile. I need more suggestions people.

 

[Yelkcub]

no he is not allowed.

our aim is not to have the most abhorrent cunts in the world on, we are seeking to be entertaining...

Ah, I may have misunderstood when I suggested the Morrisey/Slattery combo then

 

[electrogirl]

John McCririck and Piers Morgan

Oh definitely John McCrick.

Maybe Lee from Blue aswell.

 

[kained&able]

we need an older man that sings a bit but isnt very good.

who can that be?

des o'conner?

Clarkson definatly needs to be on the show a fair bit. And chris evans and tim lovejoy.


dave

 

[dodgepot]

ken livingstone

 

[ivebeenhigh]

des o'conner?

zing - great suggestion.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

Ah, I may have misunderstood when I suggested the Morrisey/Slattery combo then

occasionally abhorrent is fine.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

i am thinking tim vincent for the vacuous slightly younger person...

 

[ivebeenhigh]

John McCririck and Piers Morgan

we could have John as our lifestyle corespondent

 

[Stigmata]

Justin Lee Collins would add some soul-destroying banter

 

[Melinda]

anyway, sister, this is a mens thread, where we discuss our program, so we will do what we like!

*hi fives other men*

Im giving you bad looks.

Im leaving you with these two (Im throwing in Richard Blackwood, cos you probably need an efnic.)

 

[kained&able]

I havent seen richard blackwood for ages!

tis a good thing.

Jamie redknap would have to be on the show lots, what a man! Owns an executive mans catologue/magizine thingy as well so can let us all know what footballers are buying. Invaluble information.



dave

 

[Stigmata]

Theo Paphitis

 

[Bakunin]

I find the absence of the always-progressive and not-at-all offensive, honest, 'banter' of Roy 'Chubby' Brown, disturbing.

Maybe him and McCririck could do a musical double act with James Whale on backing vocals.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

Theo Paphitis

ding, ding, ding another corker.

 

[Melinda]

I havent seen richard blackwood for ages!

tis a good thing.

Jamie redknap would have to be on the show lots, what a man! Owns an executive mans catologue/magizine thingy as well so can let us all know what footballers are buying. Invaluble information.



dave

Richard was on the radio this weekend talking about some daylight stabbing in Sydenham.

He didnt do it though. HE was expressing surprise because Sydenham isn't rough endz.