A colleague who I don't like and can't stand wants me to go to lunch with them..

[5t3IIa]

*has tantrum*

 

[innit]

*has tantrum*

It's the clinical, no-nonsense thing to do

 

[Voley]

I feel betrayed.

 

[cesare]

It's the clinical, no-nonsense thing to do

There definitely needs to be a good foot stamping though. And possibly the slamming of a door.

 

[Upchuck]

Well I merely flounced off with my contractor mate and we had fish&chips in the pub.

Suck on that ya smelly bitches

 

[nicksonic]

Suck on that ya smelly bitches

*reminds upchuck about regularity of bra-washing*

 

[innit]

now that, I would *not* like to suck on

(the bra obv)

 

[5t3IIa]

So what is atmos like in office now Chuckles? Update pls

You and contractor smell of vinegar. What is colleague doing?

 

[Upchuck]

The colleague just went out herself. I gave no indication there was ever lunch mentioned. If she says anything I will say I forgot and give a blank look. If she pushes me I'll say straight out I don't want to be having lunch with her. I will scan for witnesses before I reveal this truth.

 

[5t3IIa]

The colleague just went out herself. I gave no indication there was ever lunch mentioned. If she says anything I will say I forgot and give a blank look. If she pushes me I'll say straight out I don't want to be having lunch with her. I will scan for witnesses before I reveal this truth.

What will you say if there are witnesses? You should plan for this eventuality.

 

[Upchuck]

If there are witnesses I'll look confused, cackle wildly, and say 'Ohh I'd forget me 'ead if it weren't screwed on'.

 

[5t3IIa]

 

[sheothebudworths]

I'm not going. The person is annoying, sloppily dressed....

Fair do's then....LOL.

 

[sheothebudworths]

The invitation the day ahead is what makes me feel depressed and suspicious.

If you'd said 'anxious', I would understand, tbf.
Maybe one persons 'anxious' is anothers 'depressed and suspicious' though.

 

[sheothebudworths]

I am tempted to reply 'Who else is going' and when she says just us, say 'Sorry, no can't make it'.

Ok. Really NOT anxious.

 

[nicksonic]

Fair do's then....LOL.

it's definitely a contender for 'urban quote of the year 2009'

 

[cesare]

If you'd said 'anxious', I would understand, tbf.
Maybe one persons 'anxious' is anothers 'depressed and suspicious' though.

Anxious is a wee bit different? Anxious is constant flight/fight. Depression don't necessarily = anxious. But anxious might have depression in there too. Depression hampering of fight/flight.

 

[sheothebudworths]

Please give us a list of other banal things you are not going to do.

 

[sheothebudworths]

Anxious is a wee bit different? Anxious is constant flight/fight. Depression don't necessarily = anxious. But anxious might have depression in there too. Depression hampering of fight/flight.

Well, quite a lot different eh....but I wondered if she may be confusing 'depression and suspicion' for 'anxiety' somewhere in that mixed up head...

But I read on.............and noooooooooooo.

 

[Treacle Toes]

I'm not going. The person is annoying, sloppily dressed, and not someone I want to get involved with other than on a professional level. .

.....does she DARE wear a pashmina ?

 

[nicksonic]

.....does she DARE wear a pashmina ?

TALK TO THE HAND

 

[Treacle Toes]

TALK TO THE HAND

I am