first, develop an unhealthy obsession with westerns and gangster movies, and guns
then you need to learn to kiss your teet' an gwaan like you face favour al capone, an yu hafi learn patois of course
drink dragon stout or wray & nephew but not that red stripe shite
bun nuff spliffs and a bit of crack too
say 'bomboclaat', 'rassclaat, & 'pussyclaat' a lot, and tell someone you don't like that they are 'renk' and 'butters'
then later on get brutally murdered
it's the cool runnings easy vibe caribbean way no problem mon