97cm in real terms is as high as what?

[danny la rouge]

Well, his personal hygiene has always been his achilles heel

And his cock has always been his Cyrano de Bergerac's nose.

 

[gentlegreen]

What would you have him think about while hes doing it ?

*tries to purge image from visual cortex*

 

[El Jefe]

Well, it is for clothes storage...... I suppose I could just stand firky in a corner and hang stuff off his bits. You reckon I'd get a few thing hung on his willy then?

the clothes would get all sticky and you'd have to find a way of keeping him constantly aroused

 

[moomoo]

Eeeeeewwww!

I think I'll stick to my chest of drawers then. Don't want mucky pics all round my bedroom ta.

 

[danny la rouge]

OK, let's not have the War of Jenkin's Ear over this; I'm sure there's a solution.

 

[gentlegreen]

OK, let's not have the War of Jenkin's Ear over this; I'm sure there's a solution.

3 1/4 sheets of A4, plus 4.75mm

... just need to find out how many pennies that is.

 

[moomoo]

OK, let's not have the War of Jenkin's Ear over this; I'm sure there's a solution.

What does that mean danny?

 

[El Jefe]

What does that mean danny?

Didn't you ever watch Grange Hill?

 

[moomoo]

Yes, of course! But I still don't get it?

 

[gentlegreen]

War of jenkins' ear ?



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Jenkins'_Ear

 

[gentlegreen]

Below are the diameter & thickness sizes, weights, material composition and edge finishes of current circulation (2007) British £Sterling coins (data from Royal Mint):-

• 1p coin -
  Diameter 20.3mm, Thickness 1.52mm (old) / 1.65mm (new), Weight 3.56g
  Composition Bronze, Copper, Zinc (old) / Copper-plated steel (new), Edge Plain
• 2p coin -
  Diameter 25.9mm, Thickness 1.85mm (old) / 2.03mm (new), Weight 7.12g
  Composition Bronze, Copper, Zinc (old) / Copper-plated steel (new), Edge Plain
• 5p coin -
  Diameter 18mm, Thickness 1.7mm, Weight 3.25g
  Composition Cupro-nickel, Copper, Nickel, Edge Milled
• 10p coin -
  Diameter 24.5mm, Thickness 1.85mm, Weight 6.5g
  Composition Cupro-nickel, Copper, Nickel, Edge Milled
• 20p coin -
  Diameter 21.4mm, Thickness 1.7mm, Weight 5.0g
  Shape: equilateral curve heptagon (7 sides)
  Composition Cupro-nickel, Copper, Nickel, Edge Plain
• 50p coin -
  Diameter 27.3mm, Thickness 1.78mm, Weight 8.0g
  Shape: equilateral curve heptagon (7 sides)
  Composition Cupro-nickel, Copper, Nickel, Edge Plain
• £1 coin -
  Diameter 22.5mm, Thickness 3.15mm, Weight 9.5g
  Composition Nickel-brass, Copper, Nickel, Zinc, Edge Milled
• £2 coin -
  Diameter 28.4mm, Thickness 2.50mm, Weight 12g
  Composition Outer Nickel-brass, Copper, Nickel, Zinc, Edge Milled
  Composition Inner Cupro-nickel, Copper, Nickel, Edge Milled

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[danny la rouge]

What does that mean danny?

It's a simile. And an allusion. Both a simile and an allusion. And an allegory.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Jenkins'_Ear

 

[WouldBe]

approximately three feet, three and a half inches, or, very crudely a bit less than the span from your nose to your outstretched finger tip.

That only works if your 6' 6" tall.

Your span is roughly half your height. If everyone had a 3' 3" span dwarves arms would drag on the floor.

 

[dessiato]

That only works if your 6' 6" tall.

Your span is roughly half your height. If everyone had a 3' 3" span dwarves arms would drag on the floor.

(is it OK to laugh at that image, or is it not PC)