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25 Worst Tech Products of All Time

Loki said:
'Push technology' eg. PointCast
Ohhh, I'd forgotten about the much touted push technology!

I remember when 'channels' were going to be the next "Big Thing"....

Unsurprising really - when you get big firms used to sending out content over traditional media to a passive audience, it was only to be expected that they'd adopt the same model for the new fangled t'internet.

Ironically, in recent times technologies such as RSS have succeeded, to an extent, in doing what the big boys never managed. And what do you know - it's an open source, opt-in paradigm. Might be on to something there....:cool:
 
Chemical needs said:
Sony NetMD and the software to go with it :mad:
Agree .What was so bad about aol it worked? Ok its years since I used it but cant remeber any horrors apart from not connecting often .
 
dylanredefined said:
What was so bad about aol it worked?

It unleashed hordes of newbies onto the Internet who had no idea of how to behave themselves...! Oh, and did you ever try cancelling an Aol account...?
 
dylanredefined said:
What was so bad about aol it worked?
I cannot believe you asked that!!!! :eek:

Ohhh, I'd really like some smegging behemoth of a system usurping crappy app that tries to force me to use it's own browser, clogs up my machine with crap, has that irritating as fuck bird saying "Welcome to AOL", etc.....:mad:

Even when I finally managed to uninstall it, it kindly left behind a fuck off massive "reinstall" file, just in case I changed my mind......:rolleyes:

First against the wall, and all that....
 
beesonthewhatnow said:
I'd add pretty much any bit of software written by Sony to that list....

Sony Connect software. Don't get me started on that piece of crap. I usually end up throwing things around the room :mad:
 
EastEnder said:
First against the wall, and all that....
Only once you've shot any Compuserve execs still alive & kicking :D

The only way you could afford their subs yourself was with an offline reader to keep the connection charges down. I went the easy route first and got work to pay for it, but even they started moaning once we did the first $100 month :(
 
Ground Elder said:
What did the Disney The Lion King CD-ROM do to be included at number 6 :eek: ?

It didn't work very well. Apparently PCs crashed all over the world on Christmas day as a result of it using a new graphic engine called WinG which hadn't been tested that well, but on the positive side it did introduce future MS users to the BSOD :D :D
 
fishfingerer said:
Anyone remember Lenslok?
Was that anything like those daft bits of red plastic you had to hold over the screen to read the access code for Spectrum games???

Fiendishly difficult to crack, unless you happened to have any old random bit of red plastic lying around........;)
 
tangerinedream said:
The Apple Pippin sounds like the funniest idea in the world. Surely they only sold about 4.

No, but please, the Apple pippin!, please - it's the worst invention ever, as a mac owner in 96 I wished I could play games, but hey...

So Apple invents a games console where I can play exactly the same games as that which i can already play.....

ah well....
 
Badgers said:
How about realplayer?

Realplayer is much, much worse than Quicktime. At least Quicktime is quite usable on OS X, and if you fork out a whole £20 then it becomes a very useful tool for converting videos for Ipods, PSPs, etc...
 
jæd said:
At least Quicktime is quite usable on OS X, and if you fork out a whole £20 then it becomes a very useful tool for converting videos for Ipods, PSPs, etc...
Ohhh, goodie!!!

That'll keep a whole 5% of the market happy then....:rolleyes:

:p
 
tangerinedream said:
The Apple Pippin sounds like the funniest idea in the world. Surely they only sold about 4.

They didn't sell a single one - the ones Apple built were technology demonstration units.

Which is kind of what I was hinting at ;)

Unless you count one sale to Bandai - who licensed the technology and sold their own Pippin consoles :D
 
Another vote for AOL

Yup. I used this on Sunday morning for the first time in ages and it is most definitely shit.

I couldn't even log on to Urban with it. :mad:
 
cybertect said:
They didn't sell a single one - the ones Apple built were technology demonstration units.

Which is kind of what I was hinting at ;)

Unless you count one sale to Bandai - who licensed the technology and sold their own Pippin consoles :D

SO the apple pippin isn't really a product as such (in the consumer sense)
 
EastEnder said:
Was that anything like those daft bits of red plastic you had to hold over the screen to read the access code for Spectrum games???

Fiendishly difficult to crack, unless you happened to have any old random bit of red plastic lying around........;)
That was it yeah. I used hacked copies of the games from somewhere though.
 
I see that no one's mentioned Sony's Data MD format yet....
Other worst tech products must include the Matrix DVD, whose use of conditional branching extensions at the time, resulted in many DVD players, either being have to be replaced or repaired, including my first player, a Samsung DVD-707.....
 
Sony's Sonicstage software, an abhorrent little shit that you were forced to use with the Hi-MD music players. It was the bane of my life for years.
 
Wintermute said:
I had an IBM "Deathstar". It died :(
I was lucky. I failed to resurrect a colleague's 40 gig drive, but I have two I bought in 2001 that are still going strong.
 
G. Fieendish said:
I see that no one's mentioned Sony's Data MD format yet.....
I didn't think they ever officially launched it :confused:

If they'd made a drive I would have snapped up several for work.
 
gentlegreen said:
I didn't think they ever officially launched it :confused:

If they'd made a drive I would have snapped up several for work.

The 1gb Hi-MD i mentioned in my last post was as close as they came I think. The software let you convert regular md's in data discs as well, they held 250mb roughly iirc. Pants though, i only bought one cos my old mini-disc player got pinched and the shiny world of hard-disc players were still out of my price range.

:mad: @sony
 
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