2005 election - count thread - add in as they come in

[oisleep]

put your glasses on.

 

[Hollis]

we'll get this foxy little lady later...

 

[Pickman's model]

Shame on Pickmans, shame on him!

have you no shame?

 

[Hollis]

Jesus Fucking Christ.. time to go interactive..

 

[ernestolynch]

Jesus Fucking Christ.. time to go interactive..

Cheeky fucking cunt, she's fitter than your Saxon/Hottentot/Chinee.

 

[Pilgrim]

Christ, I hope Galloway loses.

If only to avoid Rebel and his/her travelling circus showing up, crowing endlessly and insufferably in perpetuity and driving us all mad with their theories on how this is the beginning of a new political dawn.

Is anyone running a book on how long it will take Rebel to show up after a Galloway victory?

If I judge it right I can be scooping my eyeballs out with a red hot teaspoon, rather than listen to their shite.

 

[ernestolynch]

If Galloway lost he'd still claim it were a victory.

 

[Belushi]

How long do you think Galloway and the Moslems are going to keep the Swappies on board?

 

[oisleep]

sunderland north coming up!

 

[Pickman's model]

If Galloway lost he'd still claim it were a victory.

perhaps if galloway's elected, we'll see what an islamick exorcision looks like!

 

[ernestolynch]

That "B"NP tart was quite fit in Mackemland North

 

[oisleep]

That "B"NP tart was quite fit in Mackemland North

shame on you ernestolynch, shame on you...

 

[easy g]

come on ernie.....should've gone to specsavers

 

[ernestolynch]

S'Land North

Bill Etherington Labour 15,719 54.4 -8.3
Stephen Daughton Conservative 5,724 19.8 +1.9
James Hollern Liberal Democrat 4,277 14.8 +2.7
Neil Herron Independent 2,057 7.1 +2.0
Debi Hiles British National Party 1,136 3.9 +1.6
Majority 9,995 34.6
Turnout 28,913 49.7 +0.7

 

[Pickman's model]

That "B"NP tart was quite fit in Mackemland North

yeh? but imagine her pillow talk - "uh uh uh c'mon babe, one for the fuhrer uh uh uh uh oh yes, nick, fuck me harder" etc ad nauseam.

 

[oisleep]

washington east??

 

[ernestolynch]

shame on you ernestolynch, shame on you...

Okay quite fit for a mongrel non-Celt/Basque.

 

[Pickman's model]

washington east??

east?

 

[oisleep]

this thread is surging ahead

 

[Belushi]

Its looking worse for Labour than they initially thought.

 

[Pickman's model]

this thread is surging ahead

shame on you, oisleep, shame on you, for ever doubting it would.

 

[Belushi]

this thread is surging ahead

Its by far the best.

 

[Pickman's model]

Its looking worse for Labour than they initially thought.

sadly there's three declared and three labour.

 

[ernestolynch]

shame on you, oisleep, shame on you, for ever doubting it would.

View-count is double the boring threads.

 

[oisleep]

 

[oisleep]

View-count is double the boring threads.

still less than half of the standard 10:1 ratio though

 

[Pilgrim]

yeh? but imagine her pillow talk - "uh uh uh c'mon babe, one for the fuhrer uh uh uh uh oh yes, nick, fuck me harder" etc ad nauseam.

That is a mental image nobody should ever have to see!

 

[Pickman's model]

apparently there's been a fight between candidates in romford, with one hospitalised!

 

[ernestolynch]

Houghton and Washington East

Fraser Kemp Labour 22,310 64.3 -8.9
Mark Greenfield Liberal Democrat 6,245 18.0 +5.5
Tony Devenish Conservative 4,772 13.8 -0.5
John Richardson British National Party 1,367 3.9 +3.9
Majority 16,065 46.3
Turnout 34,694 51.7 +2.2

 

[Belushi]

sadly there's three declared and three labour.

The losses will start coming through soon.