11 Wheelie Bins

[Vintage Paw]

I found the theft of my recycling boxes made me more angry than anything ever. I think it was the pointlessness of it and the fact it was probably one of my neighbours. Thinking about it, my boxes and the ones up the street probably just got swopped around but it still makes me angry

Was there a body in it though?

 

[Belushi]

You claim not to be a grumpy, meany old stingebag? I'd love to see you try and justify that.

Again why the baby talk? your not a child and it just makes you look a knob.

But again it does illustrate your infantile mentality that someone who complains about thieving from ordinary people is somehow a meany old stingebag?

 

[Vintage Paw]

I will add, I get unnervingly angry when people nick our recycling box and blue bag. I make Mr Paw scope out the neighbourhood under the cover of darkness to get it back.

Some bastard who lives at the back of us decided to take in our wheelie bin the other day, leaving us with theirs. They don't use bags with theirs and it stank of the rankest kind of shit you can imagine. And it looked like it was pebbledashed with the rankest kind of shit you can imagine inside too.

I made Mr Paw go and swap them back under cover of darkness.

I make Mr Paw do a lot of things under cover of darkness.

 

[Belushi]

But yes. "Why," I berate him, "must you continually target" and I hit him with a bulleted list then:

• Pensioners
• Single parents
• The ordinary folk?

I bet the people who get up to find their bins nicked find it oh so funny.

 

[Hi-ASL]

Again why the baby talk? your not a child and it just makes you look a knob.

But again it does illustrate your infantile mentality that someone who complains about thieving from ordinary people is somehow a meany old stingebag?

ok, ok. I'll speak to him. If you can get all the pensioners, single parents and - if you can manage it - the ordinary people/folk to be in the town square next Saturday at 3pm, I'll get my morally completely askew relative to address them and furnish them with a long-overdue public apology. Possibly he'll bring bins.

I can only apologise for my earlier immaturity and will seek to address this also.

Sorry for calling you a grumpy, meany old stingebag.

 

[Hi-ASL]

I bet the people who get up to find their bins nicked find it oh so funny.

I think, personally, I'd be overcome with moral outrage. It's very unlikely that I'd have a little chuckle and then pop out for some milk and a paper. Unlikelier still that I'd ring the council and arrange a replacement upon my return.

 

[Belushi]

I think, personally, I'd be overcome with moral outrage. It's very unlikely that I'd have a little chuckle and then pop out for some milk and a paper. Unlikelier still that I'd ring the council and arrange a replacement upon my return.

Or maybe if you were like the old girl I used to live next door too it would confirm all your worse fears about your security, you'd spend all morning crying and then have to find £45 out of your pension to pay for a new one.

But still eh, shes just a 'stingy old meany' for not enjoying your brothers oh so hysterical japes.

 

[Belushi]

ok, ok. I'll speak to him. If you can get all the pensioners, single parents and - if you can manage it - the ordinary people/folk to be in the town square next Saturday at 3pm, I'll get my morally completely askew relative to address them and furnish them with a long-overdue public apology. Possibly he'll bring bins.

QUOTE]

How about he grows up just a little bit and try's hard not to be the kind of self centred cunt who thinks nicking off ordinary people is somehow amusing eh?

 

[Hi-ASL]

Oh, it's highly unlikely that she knows him. Where does she live? Ask her does she need transport to the town square.

But still eh, shes just a 'stingy old meany' for not enjoying your brothers oh so hysterical japes.

Harsh. Why do you say that?

 

[Belushi]

Oh, it's highly unlikely that she knows him. Where does she live? Ask her does she need transport to the town square.

Harsh. Why do you say that?

Yeah, thats take right the piss. Stealing from old people is so fucking funny isnt it

 

[Hi-ASL]

If you say so. But some old people are ordinary people too. If you're championing the ordinary people why not stick up for the old folk as well?

 

[Belushi]

If you say so. But some old people are ordinary people too. If you're championing the ordinary people why not stick up for the old folk as well?

Funny. I suppose its easier to take the piss out of old people being robbed than try to defend your cunt of a brother.

 

[Hi-ASL]

Oh shut up. You can't deny that having eleven - eleven!! - wheelie-bins is impressive. You wouldn't have to empty that lot for a year!!!

 

[Hi-ASL]

Oh, and v. v. few people - if any - think he is a naughty-C-word, by the way. Most people think he's great!

He'd give you his last, that lad.

 

[WouldBe]

Oh shut up. You can't deny that having eleven - eleven!! - wheelie-bins is impressive. You wouldn't have to empty that lot for a year!!!

Wait til they start charging to empty them.

 

[Belushi]

Oh, and v. v. few people - if any - think he is a naughty-C-word, by the way. Most people think he's great!

Apart from the people he nicks from of course.

 

[Hi-ASL]

Probably even they think he's the best thing since sliced bread.