1000 ways to say 'I really need a shite'

[vipper]

Er. It's a way of saying 'I need a shit'.

Fuck knows why though.

 

[seeformiles]

Off for a Forrest Gump

Off to drown some kittens

 

[guinnessdrinker]

not very original

releasing a load

 

[northernhord]

I just thought of another, goin for a Brad Pitt

 

[The Groke]

going to release a chocolate hostage.

 

[tufty79]

'i can feel the turtle's head emerging'

e2a: oops - just seen ou's post

 

[The Groke]

taking an Eartha

 

[northernhord]

taking an Eartha

Kitt?

 

[The Groke]

You knows it!

 

[Gromit]

Amazed no one has quoted the Eddie Murphy classic "Launching brown torpedoes".

 

[Mallard]

Approaching Dresden

 

[The Groke]

"the enemy is at the gates!"


*runs for toilet*

 

[The Groke]

planting a dirty bomb

 

[bus]

release a chocolate bunyip into the wild

deal with me bread pudding

uncoil some umber rope

 

[Flashman]

I'm off for a brace. It should be "and bit" but I never bother with that any more.

Bracington too

 

[ChrisFilter]

Crimping out a length

 

[brixtonvilla]

Got one in the bomb bay.

Dying for a/an:

 

[High Voltage]

Just going for a constitutional

Just popping to the facilities

Quiiiiicccckkk, haven't you finished in there Yeeeettttt!!!!!! (hop, hop, hop)

 

[vipper]

Heard this afternoon:

Entering the decompression chamber.