100 essential items for a gentleman's wardrobe

[mattie]

what are those stupid jester's hats that people used to wear to bed?

 

[Private Storm]

48. A mankini
49. Gas mask

 

[dodgepot]

what are those stupid jester's hats that people used to wear to bed?

stupid jester bed hats

 

[MightyAphrodite]

guyliner

manbag

 

[fractionMan]

53: silk pajamas

 

[Detroit City]

54. a box of condoms?

 

[fractionMan]

55. Wellies

 

[bluestreak]

49 portions of failure now.

I thought I was so so damn dapper, but now I know I'm not. Can I ever be seen out at an urban event again?

 

[Epico]

56 - A deer-stalker

57 - 25 boxes of Cuban cigars

 

[Badgers]

58. Money clip

 

[perplexis]

59. A cravatte.

 

[Fedayn]

60. Dark tan brogues, quarter heeled and tipped.

 

[Juice Terry]

a jock strap and box

 

[perplexis]

62. A doublet (and maybe a ruff)

 

[perplexis]

63. A cloak. A cloak, every man needs a cloak.

 

[Badgers]

64. Silk hankies

 

[Badgers]

65. Deck shoes

 

[Badgers]

66. Oxford Single Breasted Blazer

 

[cesare]

67. Boater.

 

[bmd]

68. Safari suit with 69. pith helmet.

 

[perplexis]

68. Safari suit with 69. pith helmet.

oooh, nice!
To go with the hand-tooled leather gun case?

 

[bmd]

oooh, nice!
To go with the hand-tooled leather gun case?

Of course. For the elephant gun.

 

[Orang Utan]

I have a AK47 gun case - does that count?

 

[untethered]

Don't forget that one should match one's leathers, so at least one set of shoes, belt/braces and watch in black, brown and tan.

 

[untethered]

A neatly furled black umbrella.

Absolutely, and I assume you mean a full-length one with a crook handle. Golf umbrellas belong on the golf course and those silly collapsible ones are little more than toys for unstylish ladies.

 

[moose]

70. Shinpads

 

[Balbi]

71. Harris Tweed jacket. No leather patches on elbows until it's worn enough.

 

[untethered]

72. Barbour jacket, but not to be worn in the city, not even on Friday.

 

[untethered]

what are those stupid jester's hats that people used to wear to bed?

Nightcaps.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightcap_(garment)

 

[_angel_]

Absolutely, and I assume you mean a full-length one with a crook handle. Golf umbrellas belong on the golf course and those silly collapsible ones are little more than toys for unstylish ladies.

What brollies are us girls permitted to use then?

Carrying around a man-brella (especially when not in use) is somewhat onerus.