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Thread: Down memory lane: that white tank?

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    Down memory lane: that white tank?

    the big one with the turret and caterpillar wheels and, well, proper gun barrel.

    Wondered what happened to it and the owner - think the last few times I saw it was parked part way down Acre Lane, I presume outside the owner's home

    That was at least a decade ago, I suppose.

    Anyone know the story ?

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    It was pink

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    there was a pink tank for ages at the top of old kent road, last year it got painted dark grey and silver, and then i went past today and my step-daughter pointed out that the tank has gone

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    The tosser who owned it was always in dispute with the police or the council or some or other agency. He used to drive it down Brixton Road and "break down" in the middle of a junction causing fucking mayhem.

    Unfortunately one of my PCs used to be in the Tank Regiment and drive the things ... and he worked out a bit had been deliberately removed which is why it wouldn't go ... which turned up in the pocket of the owner ... who then found himself nicked again ...

    He was a right pain in the ass.

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    He wasn't popular with the council either...he had an ego the size of a planet...he thought everyone loved him but he was generally perceived as a tosser as you say....the noise of that tank was appalling.

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    The guy was from Norbury, and in continous dispute with one public body or another. You're right, the tank was parked for a time on Acre Lane (I think he may have had some business operating in what is now the used tyre place), and had various colour schemes. Last I saw it, it had broken down or run out of petrol by Kennington Park, returning from haranguing the crowds going into an Arsenal Match. That was a couple of years ago.

    He seems to have had an especial relationship with Brixton police.

    Police pay out for pig-parking prank
    Last edited by pooka; 03-09-2006 at 20:19.

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    Folk memory has it that he was the shark on the roof man, but that was someone else....

    http://www.headington.org.uk/history/misc/shark.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Magpie
    It was pink
    It started green, then it was painted white for a wedding, then it was pink, sponsored by or jumping on the bandwagon for Tank Girl the movie, then yellow.

    If it wasn't the same guy who had the marlin on the roof (John Gladden???) it was certainly closely associated with him and joined in all his protests to parliament.

    The morning after a little commotion we had in 1995 when the media were all jumpy that it would be 1985 again and loads of outside police were drafted in he drove it round the centre of Brixton - it was pink at the time - with a number of inflatable pigs in policemen's uniforms tied to it.

    Which always rather endeared him to me.

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    Yeah, he had the marlin on his roof, but loads of people thought he was the shark on the roof man....which was somewhere else....

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    Quote Originally Posted by pooka
    The guy was from Norbury, and in continous dispute with one public body or another. You're right, the tank was parked for a time on Acre Lane (I think he may have had some business operating in what is now the used tyre place), and had various colour schemes. Last I saw it, it had broken down or run out of petrol by Kennington Park, returning from haranguing the crowds going into an Arsenal Match. That was a couple of years ago.

    He seems to have had an especial relationship with Brixton police.

    Police pay out for pig-parking prank
    That guy was cool

    It all started when he stuck a massive marlin on his roof, that he caught while on holiday.

    The council told him to take it down, so he went to all out war with them.

    He even had a HUGE inflatable winston churchill on his house at one point. Fuckin class !!!

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    What didn't endear him to me was the way he'd hold up traffic, buses etc as a sort of ego number...didn't care about all the people he inconvenienced and pissed off again and again and again....because he thought his obsessive spats were the be-all and end-all and he was far more important than everyone else who lived here....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Magpie
    Yeah, he had the marlin on his roof, but loads of people thought he was the shark on the roof man....which was somewhere else....
    The shark on the roof is in Oxford

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Magpie
    What didn't endear him to me was the way he'd hold up traffic, buses etc as a sort of ego number...didn't care about all the people he inconvenienced and pissed off again and again and again....because he thought his obsessive spats were the be-all and end-all and he was far more important than everyone else who lived here....
    You could say the same about many forms of demonstration.

    Like those pesky Mayday soapdodgers that shutdown part of Central London each year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by subversplat
    The shark on the roof is in Oxford
    Yeah, I posted the link to the Headington shark further up this page

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Magpie
    Yeah, I posted the link to the Headington shark further up this page
    Oh yeah! I thought I was being useful there

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    I think he'd be first in the queue for an ASBO nowadays ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Magpie
    Yeah, he had the marlin on his roof, but loads of people thought he was the shark on the roof man....which was somewhere else....

    Getting confused now.

    So who had the Marlin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minnie_the_Minx
    Getting confused now.

    So who had the Marlin?
    The guy in Norbury, South London.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaverDrew
    The guy in Norbury, South London.
    who was (or was not?) the same person who had the chameleon tank (although a weaponsnerdy friend insisted it wasn't a tank, it was a self-propelled gun) and a metal-bashing business on Acre Lane, now turned into a yuppie-yard.

    probably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minnie_the_Minx
    Getting confused now.

    So who had the Marlin?
    The Mormon from Chiswick with the remote control Wooly Mammoth.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fortyplus
    who was (or was not?) the same person who had the chameleon tank (although a weaponsnerdy friend insisted it wasn't a tank, it was a self-propelled gun) and a metal-bashing business on Acre Lane, now turned into a yuppie-yard.

    probably.
    Not 100% about the acre lane connection, but he definitely had a tank that he customized reguarly, to taxi himself to court and back, and parked outside his house.

    Personally I only ever saw him going in the tank (upper norwwod/crystal palace way) towards croydon. Although I read and heard about him taking it up central london to protest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaverDrew
    The guy in Norbury, South London.
    He. My aunt lives pretty much opposite his house. They used to get so pissed off with people trailing past his house at Chrimbo, when the giant marlin was joined by Winston Churchill, a spitfire AND a giant santa, reindeers and sled. Quite remarkable - eventually I think the council gave up with the idea of forcing him to remove the marlin from the roof, realising that perhaps the retaliatory ten tons of inflatables he kept sticking up in defiance wasn't any better.

    The bloke even used to pay his employees to put on combat fatigues and "Un' blue berets on and march in front of his house from time to time. And he owns that US-style police car with the policemen (pants rolled down, receiving a batty slap) on top that you see driving around from time to time. Nutter.

    Interestingly the church where the man went loopy with the Samurai sword is at the end of the same road too. It must be something about Norbury...


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    I'm going to stop saying 'Normal for Norfolk' and saying 'Normal for Norbury' instead....

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    Thanks for the replies. Fwiw, I do now remember it as while and pink, though I'll take your word for which came first. I also remembered we used to call him 'Rommel' for a while, though I can't recall why.

    Memories, eh. Wish I had more left.

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