Brixton Beauty Contest: My dog is the dogs bollox

[madshadow]

Went to buy tressels for my new table bodge job project, and v.soon ive discovered that Ikea sells vanila Absolut for a tenner. Bargain. Anyway, 'alf bottle later inspiration kicked in.... ;) Well, :eek: something like this... What do you reckon? Post photos of your loved four legged friends... and the public shall decide on a official Brixton beauty! Prizes TBC... The rules can be made up as we go along... If anyone needs photos taken, PM me..... Cats are wellcome as well.... Rmmmm, thinking about it, snakes, rats, squirrels, hedge hogs - all qualify...
Clapham puddles have to pass the test: "i can chase a squirrel in Brockwell park", and then its fine with me... :)

Heres the 1st contestant:

http://www.madshadow.co.uk/shadow.jpg

[Dubversion]

ive discovered that Ikea sells vanila Absolut for a tenner.

sod the dogs, let's talk about the vodka!!! :D


mm.. vanilla absolut.. mmm...

[madshadow]

frozen, liquirish texture, numb but affectionate vanilla flavour kicks in just a second after the burning sensation.... mothers milk springs to mind....

[hatboy]

Go to the Pathe News archive site, search for "brixton" + "dog" and you will be able to view a delightful (that is the word for it) short film from the fifties about iccle doggies in funny hats having a tea party at (in very BBC accent) "The Brixton and District Dog Training Club".

It made me laugh anyway.

http://www.britishpathe.com/product_display.php?searchfilm=brixton+dog

:)

[madshadow]

got it... it is lovely (http://www.madshadow.co.uk/brixtondogs.wmv)....

[IntoStella]

What do you reckon? Post photos of your loved four legged friends... and the public shall decide on a official Brixton beauty! <Fightin' talk> Haaa, you wait till tomorrow, when I post up pics of my (and AK's) cats. Your mangy cur don't stand a chance mate. :p :p </Fightin' talk>

[Streathamite]

is it my imaginatio, or is that dog's head far too big for its' body?
I mean, that looks weird

[madshadow]

is it my imaginatio, or is that dog's head far too big for its' body?
I mean, that looks weird

Too big??? What about her eyes (http://www.madshadow.co.uk) then??? :eek: Btw, its taken with perspective twisting, extreme wide angle lens (17mm)

[wiskey]

http://www.grinningcat.net/albums/album17/FISHES_003.sized.jpg

this is noodle. noodle is one half of my goldfish duo.

http://www.grinningcat.net/albums/album17/FISHES_011.sized.jpg

this is nemo. he is the other half.

they have funny eyes and always look stoned.

i want a cat because i'm finding it difficult to tickle the goldfish behind the ears :(

[jazzelle]

oh for gods sake! This obsession with taking pictures of your dog is becoming worrying. Both you and I know you have been taking reels of pictures of her for months. This is not some " isnt my dog cute" number, believe me, o other poster, yer man here is sick! Mad shadow and her owner have a wierd relationship, where MS the dog cannot be left alone and has to be babysat. Ms the human says he hates this bind but is actually in a co-dependant relationship with the dog and wont get her properly trained. Sometimes he even says he is going to get rid of her. i'm not saying he he's having sex with her or anything.... but there's something not quite right here...

MS the human, please, GET HELP.

[Loki]

madshadow that's one cute dog!

[madshadow]

oh for gods sake! This obsession with taking pictures of your dog is becoming worrying. Both you and I know you have been taking reels of pictures of her for months. This is not some " isnt my dog cute" number, believe me, o other poster, yer man here is sick! Mad shadow and her owner have a wierd relationship, where MS the dog cannot be left alone and has to be babysat. Ms the human says he hates this bind but is actually in a co-dependant relationship with the dog and wont get her properly trained. Sometimes he even says he is going to get rid of her. i'm not saying he he's having sex with her or anything.... but there's something not quite right here...

MS the human, please, GET HELP.

Ever taught about... "he loves his dog." Pretty fuckin' simple. Are you jelaous or what???? Bit like you and your laptop i guess?... if i'd fed my dog with alkaline batteries it might be bit more understanding for you?

Fuck off and get recharged.

;) :eek: ;)

[madshadow]

The Great Elmo. Tooting Bec Common resident.

http://www.madshadow.co.uk/elmo.jpg

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[IntoStella]

Last night I went up to a man in the Albert whom I had never met before or seen a picture of and said: "You're madshadow, aren't you?" And I was right.

You've guessed it: I recognised his mutt.

I will get those cat piccies up soon. :p

Jazzelle has, in fact, met my cats. Small world.

[Ms T]

Hendo and I are getting a cat soon (we've been given the thumbs up by the nice people from the Celia Hammond trust ) - and s/he's guaranteed to be the best looking pussy in town! :p

[hatboy]

"the best looking pussy in town!"

Is that how you are selling yourself down M***** Rd now Ms T? Tut, tut, and you, all respectable.

;)

[Ms T]

"the best looking pussy in town!"

Is that how you are selling yourself down M***** Rd now Ms T? Tut, tut, and you, all respectable.

;)

LOL!

So come on Stella, show us your pussies. (This is becoming like an episode of Are You Being Served).

[IntoStella]

(This is becoming like an episode of Are You Being Served).With Mr Slocombe in charge. ;)

[Pickles]

sorry, just seen this thread & couldn't resist, here's my version of the beast of brockwell park :D

& yes I know how sad I am!

http://www.dogster.com/dog_page.php?i=20635&n=20634&p=20636

[zubaier]

god, that is a truly bizarre site..

your dogs a geek! he does actually have a slightly disturbing resemblance to one of our helpdesk guys..

http://www.dogster.com/photos/20635/2.jpg

[IntoStella]

http://www.dogster.com/dog_page.php?i=20635&n=20634&p=20636There were some aliens on Star Trek: Enterprise on Sunday that looked like your dog. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Ms T]

Don't listen to them pickles. Your dog is gorgeous! We're still waiting for your cats, Stella.

[IntoStella]

http://genji.image.pbase.com/u34/stellastellastella/upload/31373417.mollytiny.jpg

More pootat pics here (http://www.pbase.com/stellastellastella/cats)

[Stobart Stopper]

Are Essex hamsters allowed on here?

[IntoStella]

Are Essex hamsters allowed on here?
Sure, why not? There'll be no stopping you now you've found that hosting site. :D