View Full Version : *Bastard* joyriders (pics)
http://www.urban75.org/brixton/photos/images/joyriders-01.jpg
These fucking cunts have been charging around the estate for months, keeping everyone awake at the dead of night and posing a real, real danger to pedestrians, other drivers and themselves. It's a miracle no one's been seriously hurt or killed by their nocturnal fuckwittery.
http://www.urban75.org/brixton/photos/images/joyriders-02.jpg
After a long night DJing, a very gumpy editor was woken up before 9-bastard-am by a load of police sirens and screeching cars, followed by an almighty 'thump,' and then a load of running and shouting.
Apparently, they'd been at it since 5.30am (for once, the vast intake of Chucklehead cider meant I slept through it), but after seeing the ages of the kids arrested - where the fuck are their parents? :mad: :mad: :mad:
*check out the woman in her red dressing gown and the dude on the Fosters lager already. Hardcore!
deese_nuts
22-07-2007, 22:16
Who joyrides in a Nissan Sunny?? That is so uncool:(
Maybe it should be renamed "mildly enjoyable-riding" instead?
bluestreak
22-07-2007, 22:20
fecking idjits.
Mind you, seeing as they hit the post containing the CCTV camera, the police shouldn't have much problem compiling evidence.
The post held up well to the impact, mind.
http://www.urban75.org/brixton/photos/images/joyriders-02.jpg
Try to look on the bright side. They won't be causing any more trouble with that car for a while.
Sturdy lamppost you've got there.
Try to look on the bright side. They won't be causing any more trouble with that car for a while.Sadly, they don't seem to have any shortage of cars to trash.
max_freakout
22-07-2007, 23:52
am i being stupid i cant see any fosters lager???
This is like 'where's Wally'
am i being stupid i cant see any fosters lager???
This is like 'where's Wally'Sorry, it's only really visible in the original pic, but you might see it in the top pic - the guy on the right nearest the car has got it in his hand.
Wally's in the bush.
London_Calling
23-07-2007, 03:56
Kudos to the woman, it's no mean feat to colour-co-ordinate your choice of dressing gown with a crashed car.
Looks like there were at least 4 in the car - hope they caught the lot.
Try to look on the bright side. They won't be causing any more trouble with that car for a while.
It almost certainly wasn't theirs :(
A decent steering wheel lock won't stop the cunts who break into or vandalise cars but it is pretty handing against this type of thing.
Who joyrides in a Nissan Sunny?? That is so uncool:(
Yeah, but presumably they're easy to steal.
ViolentPanda
23-07-2007, 10:32
I suppose people can live in hope that the joyriders weren't wearing seatbelts and are feeling somewhat bruised this morning.
I suppose people can live in hope that the joyriders weren't wearing seatbelts and are feeling somewhat bruised this morning.
Looking at the damage the twats must have hit the post at a fair rate of knots. All being well they will be feeling like shit but one can only hope for more serious injuries.
Ot is that harsh ?
Looking at the damage the twats must have hit the post at a fair rate of knots. Shame the crash damage didn't stop the doors being opened.
KeyboardJockey
23-07-2007, 11:06
Was the joyrider killed?
Was the joyrider killed?No one was killed- they all got out and legged it (hence the open doors - I took the pic seconds after the crash). They arrested at least two suspects, both kids.
KeyboardJockey
23-07-2007, 11:13
No one was killed- they all got out and legged it (hence the open doors - I took the pic seconds after the crash). They arrested at least two suspects, both kids.
Bastards will probably walk then with some namby pamby slap on the wrist sentence.
(spot the person who has been fucked over by low life car theiving scum :mad: )
Roadkill
23-07-2007, 11:15
http://www.urban75.org/brixton/photos/images/joyriders-02.jpg
In fairness to them, they've written off a Nissan Sunny, which is doing the world a small favour. :D
Looks awful. In Lee last summer it was those mini motos causing trouble until a big woman (not unlike the dear lady in the dressing gown) came out of her house with a plank of wood and twatted shit of a bike and its owner.
Not wanting to de-rail your thread, but has anyone here been joyriding?
I remember 6 of us squashing into a volvo to go to a party in Swanley, I got a taxi home I was so terrified.
Im sure, Id just be scared STUPID to sit in a car, underage and being chased by the police. Why arent people scared?
There is no cctv there. Metropolitan sent a letter out the other week saying that the cctv will be reinstated in August. This is after they had said it will put back in May and also April. The little scotes kept on stoning and pulling out the wiring so their illegal activities couldnt be recorded :mad:. They have done this to all the cctv's along Clarewood Walk :rolleyes:.
Ah, Metropolitan. A thoroughly useless organisation.
Oh great. The joyriders have just started up again.
Dr_Herbz
01-08-2007, 02:17
Any pics? :D
Any pics? :DThey haven't crashed yet!
It's only a matter of time until someone gets killed or seriously injured though. The cunts.
Stobart Stopper
01-08-2007, 15:06
TDA is a summary-only offence, which means that it's only for trial in a magistrates court, generally the most severe sentence they will get is about 6 months. If they are under 17, they go to a jeuvenile court, and only if they have lots of previous for the same offence still the most they wil get is 6 months custodial. If they have no previous they will start off with a supervision order and a fine.
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