the lively

[larryx]

i am always broke & looking for freebies and i was sent a link from my mate for a website for free nappies & avent baby stuff. Im 7 months pregnant and am still buying all my bits so all these bits will save me buying them.


CUNT

[Dan U]

Belm!

[Strumpet]

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

[dogmatique]

TAKE SHELTER TILL IT'S GONE!

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[dogmatique]

HOLD ON TO YOUR LOVED ONES!

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[dogmatique]

SELL VEGETABLES!

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[dogmatique]

KEEP WATCH!

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[Gixxer1000]

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[Andy the Don]

i am always broke & looking for freebies and i was sent a link from my mate for a website for free nappies & avent baby stuff. Im 7 months pregnant and am still buying all my bits so all these bits will save me buying them.


My names Larry & I'm seven months pregnant..

Nah.. if that's true you should be on day time TV..

[hendo]

last in? :eek:

[Maggot]

Why is this in Brixton?

And why is it called the Lively?

[editor]

Fight off invaders!

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[dogmatique]

NOES! IS NOT CEREAL!

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