Camden man carried 'dildo' for protection

[Louloubelle]

according the the Camden New Journal a former heroin addict was found by police to be in possession of a 2 foot long cosh.

The man claimed that the cosh belonged to his girlfriend who used it as a dildo, however following threats on his life, and an attack that left him with a fractured skull, he took to carring the dildo around with him for protection.

Prosecuting, Gerard martin told the court "the weapon has been adapted for an unlawful purpose" :eek:

the man pleaded guilty and will return to court pending pre-sentence reports

I actually feel sorry for him
First he gets attacked and ends up with a fractured skull
then he takes his girlfriend's dildo out with him just in case
then he ends up in the CNJ
poor bugger

[Stobart Stopper]

Prick. Knob end.

[Cadmus]

interesting...girls, whadda ya reckon - would your dildo offer (sufficient) protection on the rough streets of London / any other city?

[mae]

If it was a cosh, then probably yes :D :eek:

[p-j]

interesting...girls, whadda ya reckon - would your dildo offer (sufficient) protection on the rough streets of London / any other city?
if I was out at night and someone pulled a dildo on me I'd be pretty fucking scared...

[Cadmus]

surely it would depend on size, no? :confused:

[winterinmoscow]

surely it would depend on size, no? :confused:

Well I was going to say that I wouldn't have a lot of faith in relying on a dildo for protection, particularly if it was a little one. But then again, if someone pulled a dildo on me, I might be well scared!

[lizzieloo]

interesting...girls, whadda ya reckon - would your dildo offer (sufficient) protection on the rough streets of London / any other city?

Mine would :eek: :o :eek:

[Louloubelle]

http://www.dildoart.com/img/maximilian.jpg

for some reason this reminds me of a certain banned poster :D

[peppery]

Good lord, what kinds of things do you ladies use, it makes my eyes water just thinking about it :eek:

[Cadmus]

Mine wouldIs it....deadly? http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/cadmus/scared.gif

[lizzieloo]

Is it....deadly? http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/cadmus/scared.gif

It's actually too big, you only need the buzziness :cool:

[peppery]

It's actually too big, you only need the buzziness :cool:

Why? WHy? Why? :eek: :eek:

[lizzieloo]

Why? WHy? Why? :eek: :eek:

*eek* someone help me out here :D

[Johnny Canuck2]

Sounds like peppery is a 'slammer'.

[Cadmus]

It's actually too big, you only need the buzziness :cool:you only need the buzziness or the buzzines is all you can handle? http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/cadmus/01-smirk.gif

i doubt there such a thing as a too big dildo. after all, a baby's head is no match for any dildo. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/cadmus/01-shrug.gif

[TorchSong]

Blimey, I wouldn't be seen dead carrying anything as offensive as a Dido - give me Jem anyday.

[lizzieloo]

you only need the buzziness or the buzzines is all you can handle? http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/cadmus/01-smirk.gif

i doubt there such a thing as a too big dildo. after all, a baby's head is no match for any dildo. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/cadmus/01-shrug.gif

Heh Heh

You only need the buzziness cos it's the buzziness that makes you come like a train.

Baby's heads don't tend to have the same effect.

[peppery]

*eek* someone help me out here :D


I'm sorry I was just a bit disturbed there :o :(

[Cadmus]

Baby's heads don't tend to have the same effect.try plugging the baby into 240V when giving birth....make giving birth pleasurable, make the baby buzz! :cool:

[DialT0ne]

wow. i dont get why the police would arrest him for carrying that around.