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Who's gonna light the Olympic flame thing?

Discussion in 'Olympics 2012' started by Bahnhof Strasse, Jul 13, 2012.

  1. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse wax weasel

    Beckham has ruled himself out.

    Supposedly going to be a big secret until it happens.

    My vote is for...

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    Mooch up with a can of Boddies and flick a fag in to the cauldron...

    What say you?
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  2. machine cat

    machine cat Cooperative... at times.

    David Beckham and a child.
  3. peterkro

    peterkro I sing this for the Crickets.

    If there was anyone with a brain involved they'd get Stephen Hawking to do it.
  4. paulhackett

    paulhackett voiced by strother martin

    Keith Flint?
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  5. magneze

    magneze mnemonic beef

    Edward Woodward
  6. peterkro

    peterkro I sing this for the Crickets.

    Ewar Woowar?
  7. Santino

    Santino lovelier than lovely

    I've ruled myself out too.
  8. Lock&Light

    Lock&Light Ignoring most idiots Banned

    Roger Banister must be a candidate.
  9. alsoknownas

    alsoknownas some bloke

    They stage the thing as a mock penalty shoot-out with burning balls. Former England players line up to take turns. What could possibly go wrong? :hmm:
  10. paulhackett

    paulhackett voiced by strother martin

    Does Frank Worthington still have burning balls - he'd be perfect.
  11. Shreddy

    Shreddy Please. Take some off my cheek.

    "We shall be lighting the flame" :hmm:

    "Danny promised us..." :hmm:



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  12. Jimathon

    Jimathon Ahoy-hoy

    Insane Clown Posse.

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  13. Are any bookmakers giving odds on this?
  14. RaverDrew

    RaverDrew self-banned for a bit R.I.P.

  15. Belushi

    Belushi 01 811 8055

  16. RaverDrew

    RaverDrew self-banned for a bit R.I.P.

    I intend to get pissed as a fart on Thursday evening, so the chances of me waking up pie-eyed in the Olympic stadium on Friday asking peeps for a light are quite high. ;)
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  17. Just found out that Hills are. Its 14/1 for Beckham. He's in town, he isnt participating. He helped to win it but wasnt picked for the GB squad. He's announced that he has a "small part" in it.He's a world wide recognisable icon. It has to be him - get on - http://bit.ly/MZMVwU
  18. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx purves grundy - definitely a bloke

    It ain't Beckham
  19. RaverDrew

    RaverDrew self-banned for a bit R.I.P.

    Seems like a value bet, but all the signs are that it aint him.
  20. Serious Q. What are the signs that say it isnt him?
  21. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse wax weasel

    This one:

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    And that one:

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  22. That. Is. FANTASTIC :)

    *hat tip*
  23. 5t3IIa

    5t3IIa Registered User

  24. quimcunx

    quimcunx jesus tonsils

    Princess Di. :mad:

    Why will no one believe me?
  25. 19sixtysix

    19sixtysix μεθαύριο

  26. belboid

    belboid Hang Liberals

    He's said it shouldn't be him, that it should be someone who has at least been to the Olympics before.
  27. Shouldn't? That's different to wouldn't or won't. Shouldn't sounds like someone who has been asked...
  28. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Unknown Member

    Nope, it is Beckham, he's going to kick a flaming ball into the cauldron.
  29. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx purves grundy - definitely a bloke

    He's been to the Olympics though hasn't he? He just isn't an Olympian
  30. belboid

    belboid Hang Liberals

    I doubt they'd risk that after his complete miss-kick in the Beijing handing over ceremony. :)

    It wont be him (unless he is part of the rumoured five parter thing)

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