Who has the tackiest christmas tree?

I was gutted when outbid for a neon pink revolving fibreoptic christmas tree with flashing base but was so cheered up today to purchase from charity shop for 3.75, a white fibreoptic christmas tree which flashes every unnatural hue under the sun in seconds, has red flashing lights and a silver base which spells out 'Merry Christmas'. It has been turned on for all of ten minutes and already feel a bit sick

I've got an inflatable purple one. It's small and shit though.

We're not allowed christmas trees or fairy lights on campus (fire hazzard) so our tree is made of four large pieces of lime green card and covered in those sticky bows you put on presents

The inflatable purple one sounds wicked

edit: A picture! (Its about 1.5 metres tall and attached with blue tack )

Although I sypathise with your pc gone made predicament and appreciate pic, reckon I still rule Till burn to death due to dodgy christmas tree light fittings

That sounds fantastic.

I have had a pink tree for the last 4 years but decided I should go a bit more grown up and this year I have bought a white tree. By the time I'm 40 I may even have a tree coloured tree.

By the age of forty, should be black latex with spikes imo