Which Bands should be Imprisoned?

After Pussy Riot got sentenced to 2 years in jail, which bands would you liked to see locked up, and why? It would be good if you could be articulate and witty with your reasons and not just say 'Because they're shit'.

Pussy Riot, because they broke the law.

And Metallica because they're shit and the drummer looks like Rory McIlroy if Rory McIlroy somehow made himself an even bigger twat than he already is.

fun lovin criminals are asking for it.

ditto fine young cannibals

All punk bands should be locked up for breaking the trade descriptions act. To be a punk you must rebel against something, not merely dress up like all your mates and play the same shitty music as all the other shitty bands you listen to.

And the Killers.

that one goes without saying

the violent femmes are hoping to get sentenced in wentworth

Keef n Mick for murdering Brian Jones.

Jedward and Arctic Monkeys

Judas Priest for Breaking the Law

Elbow to Guantanamo!

The Clash - they fought the law but the law won. Fair cop really.

Bon Jovi, I hear he's wanted dead or alive (don't know why they haven't caught him yet tbf )

Bodycount probably have a case to answer tbh

Insane Clown Posse should be at least sectioned

Sting & co, impersonating an officer of the law is not looked upon kindly.

Cradle of Filth

they're just brand new parents, no?

Coldplay, they've been getting away with dark shenanigans, I just know it.

Thin Lizzy. They'll be fine - they'll break out of jail in no time.

Bob Marley, he shot the sheriff

The Stranglers

he's a repeat offender. He is also an alien, an illegal alien, he's an Englishman in New York

Afaiaa he was in the country legitimately

it's song lyrics

it's irony

yeah, facepalm yourself, asshole.

There ought to be a tribute band called PCSO...