What's in your glass?

It's cheesypoof's birthday today.

yeah i know....i told her happy birthday ....


she may meet the sheriff of dublin tonight on his hoss and sweep her away ....

ohhhh

i didn't get it


i obviously need more weed just to be completely fucked by the time my lass walks in

wouldn't want to disappoint her by being all good and that

another bottle of corona.

and i might have some rum in a minute.

and then more corona.

push the boat out, skinnymalinki

strawberry smoothie, orange juice, passion fruit blends.

There had to be one

gaymers original cider over ice

do you have your pinny on?

No i dont have one

im going commando if that helps

Zontes footstep, dry rose

£1.99 Sainsburies!!

Is this the right moment to mention my sarong?

oh
it sooo is

HELLO

*raises glass*

It's ye!

sorry cesare

that post was meant for this girl

*whispers*

No, it's not

you don't know how good it is to see you

Mere commando don't cut it in this weather tbh

If you loved me, you'd get your pencil skirt on

Curses

well, i wouldn't go THAT far

Can't reply to your PM - how bizarre

i have room



i never do the full box

anyway you fucking gorgeous woman - we have MISSED you

I'm saying nothing

Is that the royal we?

Ooh, go on!
Nite ladies - thanks for cheering me up.

*heads for the stairs spliff in hand*

milli vanilli smillie

sort it aht

sommat like that yeh

i have

fuck the rest of em