oh god the daughter just texted to say she's bringing a mate home, and do i mind. i said as long as she doesnt mind me being pissed
yes but you dont have a child to look after do you? and, i'm old enough to be your mother oh fuck i fucking hate it when she comes back unexpectedly
AND when she finally gets here, she'll be goin 'whos on urban? anything interesting?' and i'll have to pretend thre's been something fucking interesting
No point in me being rude in ^^^that direction,if you know what I mean. I would though *ducks and swerves to avoid incoming onslaught*
