Discussion in 'suburban75' started by sojourner, Jul 26, 2008.
I'm driving later
the boy scores a point
like i said - gtfo
i'm using one eye to see
i do that on here sometimes too....
i slap the hell outta myself awake loads when im oposting too
the daughter just texted to say she's bringing a mate home, and do i mind. i said as long as she doesnt mind me being pissed
I just drank a load of beer and now I am moving onto the whiskey.
Magners and ice
her name aint nora isit? (the 1 shes bringin home)
yes but you dont have a child to look after do you?
and, i'm old enough to be your mother
i fucking hate it when she comes back unexpectedly
i dont even know who shes bringing home
budels 5% organic vegan lager from holland, well chilled
tell her not to forget to stop by the offie if her mates old eno0ugh
good, good, a bit of normality in here
that's just what i need
if i know my lass, she'll just be raiding me fuckin weed - fuck the beer
shit - am wankered
im so glad the bairns aint with me now
i should be out collectingg wieners
when she finally gets here, she'll be goin 'whos on urban? anything interesting?'
and i'll have to pretend thre's been something fucking interesting
wtf are wieners??
ive come over all cheesy////
If I was drinking alcohol right now- thats what Id be drinking- or prhaps a mojoto or pims
thinkin about it, how can you collect cheesy dicks?
Lock up a load of wankers in your cellar
You have to start off with Detroit City.
*headbangs to whole lotta rosie while i still can*
No point in me being rude in ^^^that direction,if you know what I mean.
I would though
*ducks and swerves to avoid incoming onslaught*
ooohhhhh wish me fucking luckkkkkk
noi mean cheesypoof
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