What would you like Father Christmas to get you.

if I can't have the engagement ring then this chap will do very nicely

Meet Sid!

engagement dog ftw! hi sid

Wish he was mine is on the greyhound rescue site

A massive kitchen.

And lots of lovely gadgets to go in it.

nothing. i am 38.

Dream a little, just this once. What about a gap year with everything going right for you?

some jeans that actually fit would be nice.

and a new winter coat, cause i've lost so much weight mine is about 3 sizes too big

A set of JH Audio JH16 in ear monitors.

this is what i want from santa though, not what i want for xmas.
santa just gives out stocking fillers, so i'll have some miniatures, chocs and small electronic equipment please

The distance between York and Gravesend to be like a zillion times closer. For my course to be finished and I'd of course passed easily.

To be with my man on Xmas day.

sunsung galaxy tablet or smartphone.. no sod it ... sunsung galaxy tablet AND smartphone.... and a flat screen HD-TV... and a blue ray recorder.

In reality.. it'll be a couple of pairs of socks

I just want to go home, to see my family, and sit in front of a warm log fire watching the snow, listening to carols.

A few new books.

High quality problem, that!

Someone to redecorate my place after the flat upstairs flooded me out....

Some good drugs

money no object, you say...?

a house. in fact, let's say a three bedroom house. in a nice bit, like herne hill or crystal palace.

a pashley-alike lighterweight bike

a laptop that works properly

a voucher for IVF

a new job that doesn't involve the cretinous whims of twatface gove.