So you're at home and it's half ten at night. Despite having had dinner three hours ago you suddenly feel ravenously hungry and fear you may not make it through the night without additional sustenance prior to bed. You enter the kitchen and reach for the....? For me it's usually a lump of cheddar cheese, or if I'm particularly hungry it'll be bread, marmite and peanut butter.
Biscuits or cake if there's any about generally. But I do often go for a chunky cheese sandwich of some sort. Probably with marmite and/or pb and/or pickled onion It depends on whether it had been more a beer or a smoking evening
Toast. With cheese preferably but toast and marmite/marmalade/jam/peanut butter is acceptable as well.
This is sum total of food in house: kellogs variety packs and half pint of warm milk (no working fridge), loaf of bread and robinsons strawberry jam (no spread or butter tho), 1 corona and half a bottle of wine. I NEED some cheese eta: this is cos the kitchen is half ripped out.
By the time we decided enough was enough we had to turn the grill on with a pair of pliers, only open the drawers in a certain order or they collapsed and could only keep a bag of peas in the freezer compartment of the fridge cos the little door was broken. You get the to stage where you think it's normal, then a stranger reaches for a teaspoon in the top draw (which under no circumstance can be opened first) and you have to shout "STOP!!!!" or they'll end up with a crushed foot. That's when you know it's time lol.
If I'm drinking, three or four crumpets with cheese or pate or salami or other similar lardyarsed thing. If I'm not drinking, pickled cauliflower is the current snack of choice.
A slice of your finest Jarlsberg cheese. Or just some cheddar on some cream crackers. Anything that doesn't really require preparation or take longer than 45 seconds to make. If I'm hungry at night, I want to eat there and then, no faffing around.
