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What if the UK get no medals?

Discussion in 'Olympics 2012' started by Orang Utan, Jul 29, 2012.

  1. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    Would the national mood remain chipper or would it turn sour?
     
  2. QueenOfGoths

    QueenOfGoths Black puddings very black today, Mother!

    Disappointment but I don't think sourness. Poeple will find something positive I reckon
     
  3. claphamboy

    claphamboy The wheels on the bus go round and round....

    that's never going to happen.

    thread over.
     
  4. Limejuice

    Limejuice Well-Known Member

    A quickly-arranged beer-drinking contest and a call to my mate Darren should sort that out.
     
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  5. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    It probably isn't. But imagine if it did.
     
  6. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx purves grundy - definitely a bloke

    We can blame the Government as they're responsible for everything

    or the weather
     
  7. QueenOfGoths

    QueenOfGoths Black puddings very black today, Mother!

    I mean I am watching the Women's Cycling at the moment and it's brilliant. Team GB may not win a medal but they are fighting very, very hard, and it's great to see.
     
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  8. FiFi

    FiFi Can never think of funny comments!

    I Hope Darren is really that good.:hmm:
    I've seen some Kiwi's and some Saffies who could put up some stiff opposition in that event! :eek:
     
  9. claphamboy

    claphamboy The wheels on the bus go round and round....

    thanks, but no thanks.

    i can think of at least a 101 other things to imagine, all of which would help when having a wank, imagining this wouldn't.
     
  10. paulhackett

    paulhackett voiced by strother martin

    No need to imagine seeing as it's GB rather than UK
     
  11. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    Aw come on. It would be hilarious! Imagine the things Cameron and Coe would have to say in public.
     
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  12. Limejuice

    Limejuice Well-Known Member

    Mere earthlings.

    Believe me, when the boffins have invented warp drive and we hold the first intergalactic drinking contest, Darren has an excellent chance of a medal position as Milky Way captain.
     
  13. QueenOfGoths

    QueenOfGoths Black puddings very black today, Mother!

    Would they have to say anything though? They would simply stress 'the legacy of the games' etc.., which is after all one of the reasons why we won the bid rather than how many medals we might win.

    They'd gloss over winning no medals and instead talk about the success of the games as a whole.
     
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  14. Firky

    Firky The first of the gang Banned

    If we won no medals I for one wouldn't notice.

    Still no idea who Steve Redgrave is, apart from some bloke in his fifites :oops:
     
  15. Gingerman

    Gingerman Is a great bunch of lads.....

    Is he not part of the Redgrave acting dynasty?:confused:
     
  16. claphamboy

    claphamboy The wheels on the bus go round and round....

    that makes two of us.
     
  17. biggus dickus

    biggus dickus what a dork! Banned

    If GB won no medals won no medals it would be amazing. Even that one in America where we only won about 5 gold medals it was like 'only 5 gold medals!' and they fired all the toffs, GB won about 30 last time
     
  18. biggus dickus

    biggus dickus what a dork! Banned

    look man, god, England is a powerful country, deal with it :D

    I tell people here in China I'm from England and they are like 'wow, England, olympics, industrial revolution, and that
    It's like Russia or France or Germany or China, it influences the world, we are lucky as fuck. my best friend a couple of years ago was a kenyan girl and once I was sitting and moaning about england and she was like 'shhut the fuck up, I'm from Kenya, we only have runners and lions, England invents computers and things, just shut the fuck up, we aspire to live in England'
     
  19. hegley

    hegley new and improved 2.3

    Too late. :D Well done Lizzie!!
     
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  20. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx purves grundy - definitely a bloke

    Dead thread now!
     
  21. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    OK, what if they only get one medal?
     
  22. QueenOfGoths

    QueenOfGoths Black puddings very black today, Mother!

    Lol - we'll celebrate Lizzie Armistead :D
     
  23. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    Otley girl! Good lass! :) :cool:
     
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  24. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx purves grundy - definitely a bloke

    Will this change after the next one to "what if they only get two medals?"

    :hmm:
     
  25. claphamboy

    claphamboy The wheels on the bus go round and round....

    sorry, but you'll need to start a new thread now.
     
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  26. butchersapron

    butchersapron blood on the walls

    No, she might be DQ for doping.

     
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  27. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    Or no golds, yes
     
  28. Nine Bob Note

    Nine Bob Note The Cumbrian-Lancastrian Dream

    I imagine the rightwingers would be calling for Britain to quit the Olympics, ever quoting how much it costs to take part and blaming everything on biased judges who all hate us :p
     
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  29. stuff_it

    stuff_it Nerd burglar

    Personally I would cream my pants.
     
  30. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

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