1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Welcome to the Festive Perineum

Discussion in 'Wintervaltide - Xmas and Year Review 2011' started by mrsfran, Dec 27, 2011.

  1. mrsfran

    mrsfran Slightly less bulbous

    What's your plan for the Yuletide taint?
     
    fogbat and Voley like this.
  2. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

    Festive Perineum? Are you implying it's been a cunt of a year and you're waiting for the arse end of 2011?
     
  3. mrsfran

    mrsfran Slightly less bulbous

    Yes. That is the wordplay gag. Thank you for explaining it, Mrs Exposition.
     
  4. Yu_Gi_Oh

    Yu_Gi_Oh 天天好心情

    Business as usual here. Holding out for long lunar new year holiday though. :)

    What about you mrsfran?
     
  5. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

    I was originally expecting a photo and thought it was childbirth related and was going to stick it in knobbing and sobbing. I'm a bit hungover :facepalm:
     
    fogbat, wayward bob and weepiper like this.
  6. Gerry1time

    Gerry1time pities the neurotypical

    Myself and she who must be have been at our respective parents this Christmas, but we're both heading home today, where we plan to spend the festive barse together before friends come down for what we like to call 'New Year'.

    Plans for these days include going for a walk along the Strawberry Line and ending up in The Crown in Churchill (possibly the world's quaintest pub), and roasting the fuck out of a big ass duck that I bought before we went away.
     
  7. Voley

    Voley And a rovin' a rovin' a rovin' I'll go ...

    "Festive perineum". :D :D
     
  8. wtfftw

    wtfftw toasted cheese debauchery

    I'm off for a night in Birmingham. then back to London for my dads birthday. then it's next year.
     
  9. Voley

    Voley And a rovin' a rovin' a rovin' I'll go ...

    Is your Dad's birthday the 28th wufts? If so, he has been born correctly. Everyone else has done it wrong.
     
  10. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist virtue without terror is impotent.

    I'm enjoying the festive barse. I ahave a mafia book and some cheese to see me across nifkins smelly bridge
     
  11. RubyToogood

    RubyToogood Palacetinian

    Counting the hours till my sister and co leave and the actual holidays can start. I have a lot of dressmaking I want to do, and some cycling.
     
  12. bi0boy

    bi0boy .

    Working out when the bin men are next coming.
     
  13. wtfftw

    wtfftw toasted cheese debauchery

    nah. he's the 30th. Several of my cousins are the 28th though. :hmm:
     
  14. Maurice Picarda

    Maurice Picarda Reflounced. None of you are worth bothering with.

    This is the best bit of the year.

    It's a holiday without having to be abroad, haggling with cabbies and trying to convince children that the wildlife is exciting, and one where everyone else is off as well, so there is nothing on the webmail and Blackberry to threaten one's sloth.
     
    Voley likes this.
  15. mentalchik

    mentalchik far too big for her boots

    eldest's bday today..............when he gets out of bed that is after a very loooooong christmas party at a mates
     
  16. weepiper

    weepiper eb slootly non verbal

    Got to take the eldest to have a tooth pulled tomorrow :( then the nephew's birthday on Thursday so we'll be popping over to say hi and give him his present, then I have an overnight pass on Friday to go out dancing in Glasgow :cool: we will be at home with the kids on New Year's Eve itself so that'll be my New Year.
     
  17. Voley

    Voley And a rovin' a rovin' a rovin' I'll go ...

    How do you pronounce perineum? PerINNeum? Perryneeum? I don't think I've ever heard someone say it. It's not a regular conversational word tbf.
     
  18. mentalchik

    mentalchik far too big for her boots

    the first one
     
  19. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

    This, according to every medical bod I've heard say it from doctors, through to midwives and health visitors.
     
  20. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist virtue without terror is impotent.

    perren e yum
     
  21. mentalchik

    mentalchik far too big for her boots

    didn't know that Mrs M......always thought it t'was other way
     
  22. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist virtue without terror is impotent.

    I stick with barse to save myself this very dilmma
     
    wtfftw and Voley like this.
  23. Voley

    Voley And a rovin' a rovin' a rovin' I'll go ...

    Ta Mrs M. Barse is easier, though, I agree.
     
  24. mentalchik

    mentalchik far too big for her boots

    well yet again learn things you didn't know on U75
     
    krtek a houby likes this.
  25. London_Calling

    London_Calling Pleasant and unpatronising

    All I could do in this state is give a thumbs up to one and two fingers to the other.
     
  26. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

    'peri' is Greek for nearly, almost.
     
  27. Maurice Picarda

    Maurice Picarda Reflounced. None of you are worth bothering with.

    "Around", surely? As in perihelion or perimeter? Perhaps it depends on the case of the word that follows.
     
  28. Maurice Picarda

    Maurice Picarda Reflounced. None of you are worth bothering with.

    Peri (Genitive, Accusative)
    • 1. With Genitive a. Reference: concerning b. Advantange/Representation: on behalf of, for (= uper)
    • 2. With Accusative a. Spatial: around, near b. Temporal: about, nearc. Reference/Respect: with regard/reference to
     
  29. Ceej

    Ceej Where is my mind?

    My head hurts.....way too intellectual for me today.
     
  30. AnnaKarpik

    AnnaKarpik Queen of all she surveys

    To determine the weight of the chicken, I weighed myself with and without the bird in my arms. This was the first time in a couple of months that I had weighed myself and I was delighted to have lost about six pounds. Since Christmas day in the morning I have gained fourteen pounds :eek: How is this possible? I haven't eaten the whole fucking chicken and not had a shit in the meantime. :weeps:

    So I am feeling guilty and disgusted everytime I eat anything, reaching for the wine to dull the self-disgust and getting fatter by the second.

    On the bright side, I am visiting a daughter that couldn't get to ours tomorrow; maybe that will take my mind off the hippoesque shapeliness.
     

Share This Page