We WILL win the Eurovision this year - Engelbert Humperdinck will see to that

I play football with two Danes, have a mate married to a Swede, but do I know one fucking Norwegian...

Anyone know where their embassy is?

Now that it's over, can this thread be used for people to post the most hysterical reactions from little englanders that they've found elsewhere?

I liked it.

Pffft. Political my arse

Yes definitely

If you take the long view, we've not done that bad. We're in joint second place in terms of number of times we've won it (5 times behind Ireland's 7) and we've finished second more times than any other country (15 times)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Eurovision_Song_Contest_winners

cheers for that. I'd been saying as much to Artichoke after some well dodgy instrumentalists

at the Swedish Embassy

This seems a little less structured than it was last time...

The fuck is this? Europe's just discovered Ibizan cheesetrance c1999?!?????

You cunts owe me 3 hours of my life back

I don't get politics

What a relief

Says the man addicted to BGT

Wait, just got this!

Duh.

(Psst, BBC2 have a TOTP2 Eurovision special on now

*squeal* it's Sonja!)

It's Eurovision, I was a bit distracted, a'ight?

Right, I'm off to bed to weep for hump and the grannies

What's she sing?

My eldest has just rung me, twatted and really cross that Russia hasn't won

thought you said something else for a moment there!!
night madz

I bet Jeremy Hunt had some involvement in our entry

It's now Samantha Janus grinning through a song based on Bono's "tonight thank God it's them instead of you" line from Do They Know It's Christmas.

I quite often hump a granny.

That Swedish song was rubbish. I only heard it after she sang it after winning. I saw it on the pub tv. I only came in as the scoring was going on. The only other song I have heard is ours. I'm glad we didn't win. Putting on the competition would cost more than we could afford.

oh, I thought you meant getting humped by grannies then weeping. my bad!

Ugh, this is worse than after Christmas

So Humperdumperdick joins Scooh,Gemini etc in the Eurovision hall of shame then ,how did Fuckwad....I mean Jedwad do?