Discussion in 'general sports' started by Badgers, Nov 27, 2009.
Marital infidelity never bothered Faldo
If you're trying to say he isn't actually a good golfer, that might be going a touch far.
6 women now if you believe the hype. No wonder he had a bad knee.
And if it's racism, which race are they discriminating against: the black race, or the Thai race, or the Chinese race?
I don't think he was kneeing them.
Well this is going well for Gillette with his trio of superstars promoting its products. First Henry is shown to the world as the cheating twat he is, and now this.
Stand by for Roger Federer being spotted drowning puppies.
No, they'll get some TV footage of Pete Sampras asleep in the crowd at a tournament, and it will finally be revealed that even Sampras thinks Federer is boring.
Not saying he's not a good golfer, but he does seem to think he has a god given right to win and when it doens't happen the toys come out of the pram.
He's a primadonna who can't keep his dick in his pants. I think that's a mixed metaphor or something.
I bet all this happened in the wake of his fathers death.
Daily Mail wading in with a kind article now
Nah, to quote the Daily mail he was at it way before then
Maybe, but I always recall all the women who announced they'd been raped by John Leslie years after the event, yet he was never convicted of anything. Some see this situation as an opportunity to pocket some easy media money - how do you prove anything one way or the other?
Gotta love the caption underneath one of the images:
"Adult actress Holly Sampson, seen here in My First Sex Teacher volume 18, is reported to be another of Tiger's alleged mistresses"
in contrast to the photo of Mrs Woods looking a bit weatherbeaten and Tiger with a "why the fuck are you encroaching my personal space?" face on
This whole thing is really weird now.
This is going to cost shit loads.
The divorce settlement.
Tiger set up 9/11?
Woods made love to Faldo?
Golf is shit shocker?
I predict an OJ Simpson style car chase by tomorrow evening.
Is there anybody left that Tiger Woods hasn't slept with? There are more shocking revelations due out from Susan Boyle tomorrow.
I'm sure the Nike bods will make sure he comes out of this smelling of roses.
I can't see quite how just at this point, but I'm sure they will.
The real Tiger Woods retired at 30. That's the body double doing all of this.
Thing is, even if he loses all his endorsements....he's still good enough to win major tournaments and make a good living, quite aside from the fortune he's already amassed.
but all of tis might affect his concentration a little, don't you think?
and what's drug testing like in golf?
UK papers are saying he's rumoured to have boned a British or Scottish TV presenter. The internet is saying it's Kirsty Gallacher, who is pregnant and engaged.
You know, there could be a song in that idea somewhere...
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