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Tiger Woods in a car crash

Discussion in 'general sports' started by Badgers, Nov 27, 2009.

  1. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    Apparently Tiger has suspicious scratches on his face.
  2. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist virtue without terror is impotent.

    Maybe him and his missis were in the rough
  3. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    She heard about these alleged affairs, and she went green.
  4. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    I wonder if there's any truth in the rumor that the missus used a driver on the driver?
  5. dat brown skin

    dat brown skin My issues have issues

    It's too good to let go. Been keeping up with the gossip and just heard a voicemail he left for some other mistress he had....all coming out of the wood work.
  6. mattie

    mattie missing in inaction

    He likes the birdies.
  7. 1927

    1927 Community Statesman

    How many mistresses has this guy got?

    He's obviously having no trouble finding the hole at the moment!
  8. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp

    transgressions
  9. King Biscuit Time

    King Biscuit Time The highest British attention to the wrong detail.

    I'd say he's the new Brian Harvey..

    Only he hasn't got BH's rock-solid potato alibi.
  10. goldenecitrone

    goldenecitrone ubi sunt

    The ladies all love a great swing.
  11. weltweit

    weltweit Well-Known Member

    Tiger Woods fined $164, for careless driving and to get points on his licence.
  12. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    So, what trouble is Federer about to get into? That would make it a triple whammy for Gillette, after that twat Henry.
  13. nick h.

    nick h. Eat

    So he marries a Swedish model, has two kids with her (the second is only 10 months old) but he carries on shagging everything. What a nasty, lying, shallow, hypocritical sack of shit.

    [​IMG]
  14. mattie

    mattie missing in inaction

    Why on earth did she settle for him?

    Oh.
  15. Barking_Mad

    Barking_Mad Non sibi sed omnibus

    For the win!

  16. Idaho

    Idaho blah blah blah

    But is it really anyone's business but their's?
  17. mattie

    mattie missing in inaction

    The sponsors, but an argument could be made it's only an issue for them because it's an issue for the media.
  18. mwgdrwg

    mwgdrwg Bathing in the golden gloop

    What's the difference between a golf ball and a car?










    Tiger Woods can drive a ball more than 300 yards.

    :facepalm:
  19. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    Yes...until they provide me with an opt-out button for Gillette adverts and whatever else he flogs.
    He comes into my home uninvited; the media can go into his on my behalf.
  20. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    Well, I was hearing that his dad got a sports psychologist on board when Tiger was only three years old or something stupid like that, so he could be more competitive.
  21. Idaho

    Idaho blah blah blah

    I think you "invite him" when you press the on button. You can uninvite him anytime you like you know ;)
  22. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    Well yeah but my point was the media (and making money from it) is a two-edged sword. The hand that feeds has got teeth in it.
  23. kyser_soze

    kyser_soze Hawking's Angry Eyebrow

  24. skyscraper101

    skyscraper101 Least LA person in LA

    Sorry but why is this such a scandal?

    From what I can tell:

    - Golfing bloke has row with wife.
    - Drives off in a huff.
    - Has minor car crash.

    Worthy of a newpaper column as he's a 'sleb perhaps but what's with this ongoing fucking drama? He was barely injured? What about when Ronaldo smashed up his Ferrari in a tunnel near Manchester airport? It barely got a mention and rightly so. He wasn't injured. End of.

    Do famous husbands and wives not argue and smash things occasionally? What am I not getting here?
  25. Idaho

    Idaho blah blah blah

    I think this is bollocks. Claiming some kind of moral eye-for-an-eye justification to the prurient interest in other people's private lives.
  26. kyser_soze

    kyser_soze Hawking's Angry Eyebrow

    While I do tend to agree with the Faustian pact argument about the media, generally speaking that's reserved for pap-whores who sell the rights to their wedding to Hello!, OK! etc. A product endorsement, while carrying the whiff of that behaviour about it, isn't the same as spreading your legs for the press by giving up every intimate detail of your life in exchange for attention and money.

    It is, however, the latest in a long line of what should be examples to marketers of 'Never use a celebrity sportsperson in your marketing', because it's almost guaranteed that as soon as you sign up X for X millions, they'll fuck up in some monumental way.
  27. Idaho

    Idaho blah blah blah

    I think along similar lines Kyser. Tiger Woods is famous as a golfer. He has never presented himself as a moral force, nor has he done any tabloid style profile boosting publicity stunts. I don't really see what his sex life has to do with anyone other than those involved.
  28. Gingerman

    Gingerman Is a great bunch of lads.....

    Yep,now if he was a God bothering judgemental fundie loon I could understand people commenting on his private family troubles but hes never come across as one.
  29. nick h.

    nick h. Eat

    Most of the volume on this story is racism. If he was white this would be just another bit of celeb gossip. The media has orgasms over the downfall of a rich, successful black guy.
  30. gabi

    gabi Well-Known Member

    Um, do u remember the fallout when Becks got rumbled having an 'indisgression'? I know he won 'Black Man of the Year' somewhat hilariously a few years ago but the boy's white. This has nothing to do with racism imo.

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