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Those morons on BBC Breakfast News.

Discussion in 'books, films, TV, radio & writing' started by danny la rouge, May 5, 2012.

  1. Captain Hurrah

    Captain Hurrah STALINIST Banned

    lol.
     
  2. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist my world is fire and blood

    Virgin medias star trek afternoons (tng, voyager, ds9) were largely responsible for my worklessness circa 2009

    That and my massive laziness obvs
     
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  3. rollinder

    rollinder Dont walk away in silence


    probably from series two
     
  4. frogwoman

    frogwoman Well-Known Member

    How the fuck did I miss this :D
     
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  5. frogwoman

    frogwoman Well-Known Member

    what do they think owls have then :confused:
     
  6. danny la rouge

    danny la rouge Frightful hobgoblin

    Your mistake is in the fourth word.
     
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  7. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda 100% echtes Pandabär!!

    Stapleton is a total wanker, but that could be what happens to any man who's married to Lynn Faulds-Woods, old mrs. "potential death trap" as we used to call her when she did "Watchdog".

    Still, he was a right tosser when he used to alternate with Kilroy on "The Time, The Place", too.
     
  8. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda 100% echtes Pandabär!!

    Not true. I like both.
     
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  9. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda 100% echtes Pandabär!!

    And he did it with a proper accent, none of your regional nonsense!! :mad:
     
  10. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda 100% echtes Pandabär!!

    Flippers.
     
  11. danny la rouge

    danny la rouge Frightful hobgoblin

    A true Renaissance Man.
     
  12. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda 100% echtes Pandabär!!

    This is true, due to my also having a fondness for poisoning family members.
     
  13. danny la rouge

    danny la rouge Frightful hobgoblin

    I was thinking more akin to Bertand Russell than the Borgias.
     
  14. Can I recommend this to you? Bertie is in it, the star, if you will...

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  15. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda 100% echtes Pandabär!!

    Colour me disappointed. :(

    Oddly, I'm currently reading "Proposed Roads to Freedom", purely because of the charming naivety Bertrand displays. :D
     
  16. bignose1

    bignose1 Searchlight Spoiler

    Stayt the obvious....and she wasnt minchin her words either....
     
  17. Ponyutd

    Ponyutd Greebo likes this....

    The sports presenter has just said "We have a little bit of a Wimbledon champion coming up. No, not Andy."
    I never realised he ever won Wimbledon.
     
  18. danny la rouge

    danny la rouge Frightful hobgoblin

    I wonder which bit?
     
  19. bmd

    bmd this can be reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally long now

    Legs.
     
  20. danny la rouge

    danny la rouge Frightful hobgoblin

    :D

    Not in my world.
     
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  21. youngian

    youngian Well-Known Member

    When TVam was faced a strike in the 80s it showed Batman instead and its audience figures rocketed.
    The rump presenters invited Adam West to appear but he refused to cross the picket line. Bet you wouldn't get that level of solidarity from Christian Bale.
     
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  22. danny la rouge

    danny la rouge Frightful hobgoblin

  23. bi0boy

    bi0boy .

    I often get this notion it will be a good idea to watch the news while eating breakfast to keep myself abreast of the current goings on in the world.

    I am then confronted by a twee Bill Turnbull making quips about some story out of Femail.
     
  24. andysays

    andysays Defiantly non-premium member

    New other-worldly creature discovered in Antarctic. "It's like an owl, but with legs," say scientists
     
  25. FridgeMagnet

    FridgeMagnet ammonia snooker balls

    Clumsy photoshop job if you ask me. Look at the join between the "legs" and the owl, shadows are completely wrong.
     
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  26. danny la rouge

    danny la rouge Frightful hobgoblin

    I saw a site explaining the shadows. It had arrows and everything.
     
  27. FridgeMagnet

    FridgeMagnet ammonia snooker balls

    Well if you will go to these conspiracy websites you'll hear all sorts of stuff. I bet there was a page about how the Sparrow didn't shoot Cock Robin too.
     
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  28. Nine Bob Note

    Nine Bob Note Evil, but technically sound

    I'm bored. And back in 2003.

    meme-winter_is_coming-url-game_of_thrones;ned_stark-0001.jpg
    meme-o_rly-mine-snow_game_of_thrones-0001.jpg
     
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  29. rhod

    rhod Mickey Mozart

    I was prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt until his "war reporting" for GMTV from Iraq.

    Well, not exactly Iraq, but a balcony in a swish hotel in Kuwait. Wore his little flak jacket on-screen during his daily reports for weeks/months, just to show what a heroic "war reporter" he was.
     
  30. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever for fucks sake derek...

    I think BIll Turnbull is a bit of a boy beneath the cloying mugging he does with whoever is next to him. I bet he has skeletons in the cupboard

    as an aside, I was chatting to that Jeremy Bowen some years ago when I was flogging agit prop in framing shop ( he was getting a war spoils oil painting of Saddam framed up - well cool ) and asking what happend with his breakfast gig- effectively he couldnt hack it any more, was desperate to get back into the fray. Then he jumped into his 1990s battered toyota lancruiser , timberland booted the throttle and fucked off back to camberwell.

    I was well jel for the rest of the day
     

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