The BBC obviously tries very, very hard to find such vacuous people to dribble banal idiocy with such assurance and certainty. Here's Charlie Stayt and Louise Minchin. Have a good look at them: I turned on this morning to catch the last of the election results. But was treated to this pair. Here's what they actually said. This is a true and accurate report. The one on the left said: "Owls don't have legs, do they?" The one on the right replied: "Not in my world". What can I say?