The No Holds Barred Pizza Toppings Thread

"Alfredo pasta sauce": Ah, it's OK, I see it's some American abomination based on the effect you get if you toss fettuccine in Parmesan and butter, and add cream. Those mad Yanks manufacture an industrial emulsion intended to emulate that separately, and sell it in jars.

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I like olives and mushrooms and pepper and garlic and curious cheeses and good spicy continental sausage but not all at once.

PINEAPPLE IS WRONG AND HAS NO PLACE ON PIZZA

Agreed. Pineapple on pizza just tastes like upchuck.

I'm erring towards pineapple, broccoli & baked beans.

How about I vomit on a pizza base for you instead?

when i order dominos, i usually get pineapple, sweetcorn, olives and mushrooms.

And tinned pineapple pizza is not an authentic part of Hawaiian cuisine.

Ah. I had Cynical Thoughts when I read that, and you've somewhat confirmed those.

You have to tell us what you've eaten, first...

Nooooo Say it ain't so...

pineapple ftw. especially on a deep dish pizza

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No, you'd have to put long pig on it to be authentic.

@ajk

i've never had a post of mine reported

*awaits permaban for contentious pizza preference*

you dirty fucking bastards

I don't know how I feel about pineapple tbh.

At least 12 anchovies and definitely pineapple chunks.

Salt and sugar in one bite, with all the spicy meat. Get in.

Fry the pineapple in garlic first, get it browned and caramelised in the garlic juice.

heathen

You might as well Detroit.

Chicken under no circumstances belongs on a pizza. Pork is okay as long as it's sausage and the same for beef. Fish is okay if it's done right. Anything bbq is out. Sorry Yuwipi but if it had feathers it doesn't get to ride on a pizza.

I agree, if you are going to kid yourself that breadquiche is acceptable pizza, pineapple is the least of your delusions.

oh but if it has gills and swims in its own shit it's ok on pizza? wtf? who puts fish on pizza? thats just insane.

I like margarita pizza, mushroom pizza, spicy chicken or spicy beef pizzas.

And where's the option for pineapple on a pizza is sooooooooooooooo wrong, I don't even know where to begin...

I can't believe I forgot sprouts!

Lush.

Italians. You know, the people who invented them?

Who the fuck puts pizza in a flan?

Oh yeah, fuckwits, that's who.

Is this what Pizza Express meant when it recently had a "Roman Pizza" range?

People who enjoy eating pizza.

You know.

As opposed to breadquiche.

There is nothing finer than an anchovy on a pizza.

:cool;

Dominos! Now I'm truely insulted. You might as well eat Satan's ball sac.

Besides it's owned by far right fascists who use their money to fund all kinds of dodgy crap.

Eh?

mmmmmmm...........look at all the lovely pineapple......