The grand Tory 'cum face' thread

Even Tories get their rocks off sometimes, and to celebrate the moments of hilarity granted to those poor souls present at the point of climax, I provide you all a thread to post up photos of what you think their cum faces might be.

I'll kick off the proceedings:

I'd love to make Louise cum...me bad

Old Gideon has a variety of them it seems:

particularly fine example. Wonder if they have glory holes in the HOP bogs?

jinx! (was composing mine before I saw yours)

Yeah, yeah. If you insist.

Norman Tebbit at the 1984 conference, what a randy bugger!

Oh, it's an absolute certainty that they do. Osborne insists that a member of the 'lower' classes is on the other side - preferably a cleaning lady or one of his maids. The smell of bleach and sound of squeaking marigolds really gets him hot.

Just to clarify, that was me liking the funniness of the photo, not liking the face itself. I'm not that depraved.

frank field, is essentially a tory.

Different party, same inappropriate timing.

I hate you.

A Tory wanker in all but name.