The Atire of Tossers.

He's buggered off innit

he said something about buying a duck and then fucked off.

Bet he meant a swan

Cannibalism.

Or one of these.

Button that ostrich has got the same expression as the giraffe. Coincidence? I think not.

You're both wrong. Women in rugby shirts are well sexy.

There is a certain appeal to a lady wearing only a rugby shirt. A navy blue one to be precise. And not all ladies.

I've got one & it's got a nivea logo on it cos it was free. And I has some combat trousers so up yours Kanda

I will have you know that I have reported both you and cesare to the moderators of this forum for your persistant racism. I will have you know that long necks is a trait of Skinnyfirks.

I am going to feed my duck

That's becasue of your Oxbridge Buggerings

Is that a euphoniumism?

That's definately what it means round here

I saw a girl with one of those on once, we accidentally bumped into each other and she was so meek and apologetic it made me laugh. I felt like saying "Not so brave now, are you, bitch?!"

Deck shoes

A good pair of cream combats are quite stylish imo. Used to be big round here in the mid to late 90's.

cream combats? you're trying to make a defence for combats as an item of clothing not for tossers and you choose fucking cream combats?!?! dear oh dear.

No. Just simply NO.

I have rugby shirt btw. Its a Bath one and I think its about 10X size cos its enormous. I wear it to bed if it gets REALLY cold.

bluestreak posting, k?

innit. combats are fine if you're a scruffy cheapskate who buys their clothes from army surplus and never washes them, but faux-combats are a bit wrong IMO.

rugby shirts on anyone are a no-no.

and t-shirts that say "i like the pope, the pope smokes dope" are definitely the mark of the intellectual pygmy.

Mwahahahahaah

Maybe on Alan Titchmarsh

Oh dear

or "nobody knows i'm a lesbian", on a bloke. hilarious.

Trainers. Those stupid tiny socks. Grey marl tracksuit bottoms. All these are the mark of a tosser.

trainers? just general trainers? christ, that's a lot of tossers

I've got red braces and a yellow pair and a white pair.

You knowzit

I'm getting into them again ... the pockets are handy but I would be happy just to find some nice lightweight baggy trousers. The main thing is most jeans and Chinos are just too heavy - I'm in shorts for more and more of the year these days.

People who wear the entire outfit pictured in last weeks Mail on Sunday. I worked with one once. Complete outfit, every Friday (after late night shopping on Thursdays) down to the shoes and bag and probably pants, regardless of if it suited her or not. Just goes to show you can't buy class.