The Atire of Tossers.

When ever a gentleman wears a roll neck sweater he not only looks like a tosser but is one too. Similarly with red braces. Any chap that wears red braces is a tosser. If he has red braces and the arms of a jumper over each should and tied at the front he is a right fucking cunt.

I am at a loss to what atire makes a lady a tosser or indeed a right fucking cunt?

Tosser:


Right fucking cunt:

stripes don't work on shirts

Women in 'rugger' shirts are cunts IME

You're just jealous cos you'll never find a roll neck sweater long enough imo.

I have never trusted anybody who wears a turtleneck/rollneck sweater. They always look like they have something to hide. Dodgy fuckers.

pmsl!

That ^^^

I have a roll-neck sweater that I'm rather fond of.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Awesome!

He's gonna kill me now and hide my body in a ditch

i think judging people on their clothing is stupid and shallow.

but *if* i did, i *might* agree with zenie.

did you watch that superskinny vs supersize programme this week?

you're not longer my mum, cesare

No :suspicious smiley:

Word. Never thought of that. "Shall we go and watch the rugger with the chaps, Emily?"

DIE IN THE FACE.

*tiggles firkles*

Yo mum's still hidden in the attic finishing your jumper.

Waistcoats.

Well, I was watching it and said to firkez, 'dude, that skinny guy! his neck is even longer than yours '

And he was like 'dude, I know!'

Crazy!

Button wears roll necks. Looks like a swan vesta when he puts the red one on.

With his bald head he'd look like a penis with specs on.

He was WAY skinnier than me. He made me look like a fat bastard!

'WAY'

Combat trousers!

Girls with tshirts that say things like "This Bitch Bites"

Tossers

Better



than



imo.

I'd pay toggle a huge wad to knit firky a rollneck jumper with giraffe markings tbf.

We could have a whip round

Honestly cesare, you are sooo mean!

Cheaper than the traditional brass rings, too.