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The Atire of Tossers.

Discussion in 'threads and dreads' started by Firky, Feb 22, 2008.

  1. Firky

    Firky The first of the gang Banned

    When ever a gentleman wears a roll neck sweater he not only looks like a tosser but is one too. Similarly with red braces. Any chap that wears red braces is a tosser. If he has red braces and the arms of a jumper over each should and tied at the front he is a right fucking cunt.

    I am at a loss to what atire makes a lady a tosser or indeed a right fucking cunt?

    Tosser:
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    Right fucking cunt:
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  2. isitme

    isitme Banned Banned

    stripes don't work on shirts
  3. zenie

    zenie >^^<

    Women in 'rugger' shirts are cunts IME :)
  4. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence

    You're just jealous cos you'll never find a roll neck sweater long enough imo.
  5. Dillinger4

    Dillinger4 Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma

    I have never trusted anybody who wears a turtleneck/rollneck sweater. They always look like they have something to hide. Dodgy fuckers.
  6. Dillinger4

    Dillinger4 Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma

    :D
  7. dolly's gal

    dolly's gal killing things

    pmsl! :D
  8. El Jefe

    El Jefe .. the Rural Juror

    That ^^^
  9. littlebabyjesus

    littlebabyjesus would be a rubbish god

    I have a roll-neck sweater that I'm rather fond of.:(
  10. Madusa

    Madusa Baller

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Awesome! :D
  11. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence

    He's gonna kill me now and hide my body in a ditch :(
  12. dodgepot

    dodgepot New Member

    i think judging people on their clothing is stupid and shallow. :mad:

    but *if* i did, i *might* agree with zenie. :hmm:
  13. Madusa

    Madusa Baller

    did you watch that superskinny vs supersize programme this week?
  14. Firky

    Firky The first of the gang Banned

    you're not longer my mum, cesare :(
  15. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence

    No :suspicious smiley: :hmm:
  16. Firky

    Firky The first of the gang Banned

    Word. Never thought of that. "Shall we go and watch the rugger with the chaps, Emily?"

    DIE IN THE FACE.
  17. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence

    *tiggles firkles*

    Yo mum's still hidden in the attic finishing your jumper.
  18. mauvais

    mauvais ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

    Waistcoats.
  19. Madusa

    Madusa Baller

    Well, I was watching it and said to firkez, 'dude, that skinny guy! his neck is even longer than yours :eek:'

    And he was like 'dude, I know!:D'

    Crazy!
  20. FridgeMagnet

    FridgeMagnet ammonia snooker balls

    I have two or three, but in my defence I do own a Mac, and they don't let you into the Apple Store without one.
  21. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence

    :D:D

    Button wears roll necks. Looks like a swan vesta when he puts the red one on.
  22. Firky

    Firky The first of the gang Banned

    With his bald head he'd look like a penis with specs on.
  23. Firky

    Firky The first of the gang Banned

    He was WAY skinnier than me. He made me look like a fat bastard!
  24. Madusa

    Madusa Baller

    'WAY' :rolleyes:
  25. Kanda

    Kanda Nosh Wagon

    Combat trousers!
  26. scumbalina

    scumbalina Scummy Mummy

    Girls with tshirts that say things like "This Bitch Bites"

    Tossers
  27. the button

    the button antagonistic but good value

    Better

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    than

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    imo.
  28. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence

    I'd pay toggle a huge wad to knit firky a rollneck jumper with giraffe markings tbf.

    We could have a whip round :cool:
  29. Madusa

    Madusa Baller

    Honestly cesare, you are sooo mean! :(










    ;)
  30. the button

    the button antagonistic but good value

    Cheaper than the traditional brass rings, too. :cool:

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