I think you will find quite a few people with plenty of experiences of homelessness and the squatting movement around these forums... ffs im based in Ireland and know more about the squatting scene in the UK than you apparently do... This thread is getting ridiculous now... you have been given the best connections available... theres plenty more about if you get of your arse and look about... And i dont think promoting your intentions to engage in 'criminal activity' on a public forum is a very good idea... why dont you just ring the old bill when you intend to pick a lock, they will prob give you some accomodation...
i BET their's someone reading this thread from a laptop ion a squat and they have an empty room,and they're too lazy to offer it to me!
You're almost right, but I'd wager it's more that they're thinking 'why the hell would we want this lazy socially-stunted simpleton living with us?'
no, i thought squatters were peace loving hippies, however expereince with squatters has thought me a LOT of them are just normal ppl too tight to pay the rent. Hence my supposition that there must be squats with empty rooms actually reading this thread who cant be bothered to help a 'brother' in need out. Heres my number in case anyone can help me out: <snip - you are asking for trouble - mango5>
ok, any non-squatters with an empty room: i can do the cleaning if you let me stay? Or for females I can have sex with you as payment. I'm not sexually experienced at all, due to severe depression, but i can learn on the job, so to speak.
I prefer clever women, like women with degrees in genetic engineering, any of those type of women with a spare room who can let me stay please message me,
very very very long shot, but sophie ellis bextor if you're sluming it by reading urban 75, please can i have your storage room?
Why don't we stick a little cardboard box outside your mammy's place and you can stay there? This really is the best you've got. Well done.
No thanks to you and your wonderfully original 'hippy' japes... Zaman was a knob, but he wasn't the only one to come across like an arse on this thread.
the best way to squat is to stand with your feet together and then slowly sit down on your heels so your torso is curled up into the foetal position taking great care to to fall over. Once the weight of your body has come to settle on your heels through your backside you will be in the squatting position. However!!!! Do not even attempt this unless you fully trained to get up again or have an assistant to help you back up or you could be left in this position until someone else arrives.
Er, hello. You're repeating (old) jokes that have already been told by Urban's most supperannuated duffer award winner of 2008* on the first page of this very thread. Only in more verbose and overblown fashion. That's a new witless low and utter fail, surely? *I may have made that award up
I'd like to see ya try and squat something next to the Odeon in Leicester Sq.Do it.You know you want to
Been done already.... http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/stand...rs-with-a-pound-20m-view-of-the-red-carpet.do
I've just read this thread. A jolly good firky wind up. Well done that lad. Bring out the cunts, wind up the decent people, go insane or offensive, get banned.
